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My outlook on life
I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER & I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE`S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN`T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN`T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN`T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I`LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN`T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I`M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE."