IM logs: from RussianMissile and Mizuki_Cass
These logs are crackish and entertaining. Obscene at points. Also, copious. Maybe you shouldn't read them all at once?
russianmissile: eh
russianmissile: ok
kayliemalinza: if by "ok" you mean "OH SNAP I GOT TOLD," then your acquiescence is acceptable.
russianmissile: so whatcha up to?
kayliemalinza: just took a shower.
kayliemalinza: looking at pics for macros before I go to bed.
kayliemalinza: eating candy
kayliemalinza: looking at the word "goetze" next to "bull's eye" and thinking bad things involving lawn darts
kayliemalinza: listening to swedish eunuchs sing about tough times they want you to believe they had.
kayliemalinza: so, what are you wearing?
--in the middle of an RPG session--
kayliemalinza: y u want us naked?
russianmissile: I don't
russianmissile: I'm trying to get out larping the spa [yes, there was a spa. On an Imperial base. Don't ask me why.]
kayliemalinza: LARP SPA. Band name of the month.
kayliemalinza: The lead singer has really long blond hair and a patrician nose, and pretty brown eyes. The drummer has dark skin and likes to play volleyball. There are three guitarists and one bass player; two of the guitarists are identical twin sisters.
kayliemalinza: They play a combination of SKA music and techno, also some soft jazz.
kayliemalinza: and screamo.
kayliemalinza: They're very well known in their hometown-- Augusta Maine.
kayliemalinza: HEY GODLET LET'S GO PARTYING LATER
kayliemalinza: I WANT U SO BAD BABY
russianmissile: what's it worth to you honey bunches?
russianmissile: isn't it your night to buy?
kayliemalinza: OK I BUY U PRETTY THONG
russianmissile: you do that then
russianmissile: I'll even consider wearing it for you
kayliemalinza: OK! U WANT SPARKLY BUTT FLOSS?
kayliemalinza: OR FUZZY?
kayliemalinza: I KIN GET SUM WITH RINESTONES.
russianmissile: you get it then...I'm thinking fuzzy would be more comfortable
kayliemalinza: OK BUT U NO THE CUM GETS STUCK IN THAT ITS HARDER TO KLEAN.
russianmissile: I pride myself in my aim to keep it off my clothes, thank you very much
kayliemalinza: I MEANT MY CUM
kayliemalinza: I DON'T HAVE AN AIMING APPARATUS
kayliemalinza: i'm wearing pants
russianmissile: as am I
Mizuki_Cass: one girl's mic broke tonight.
Mizuki_Cass: it was on and everything
Mizuki_Cass: but the cable went like IMMA GO 2 HAWAII NAO KTHXBAI
Kaylie: BWAHAHAHA
Mizuki_Cass: and just putted out on us/her halfway through the show.
Kaylie: some between-scene panic was involved, i suspect
Mizuki_Cass: it was during intermission
Mizuki_Cass: so a bit less panic
Mizuki_Cass: but slight panic nonetheless
Mizuki_Cass: "Panic! In the Greenroom"
Kaylie: "And then suddenly, THERE WERE DWARVES."
Kaylie: "AND A MAN ON STILTS. And also, a lead singer wid purty eyes?"
Mizuki_Cass: I AM SO CONFUZZIED.
Kaylie: Panic! in the Disco likes carnies, yus?
Mizuki_Cass: yes
Kaylie: so like, you Panic! in the greenroom and um... carnies show up
Mizuki_Cass: but seriously, if P!atD showed up in my green room, I'd say "wtf u doin hurr, gtfo we're puttin on a goddamn show"
Kaylie: "OMG HI BRENDON URIE. btw, gtfo. I'll molest you later."
Mizuki_Cass: YUS PLZ
Mizuki_Cass: "WHAT MIC NUMBER ARE YOU"
Mizuki_Cass: "WAIT YOU AIN'T IN MAH SHOW"
Mizuki_Cass: "GTFO SLUT"
Kaylie: hahahaha
Kaylie: Brendon Urie: :( I just wanted to meet the awesomest mic person....
Mizuki_Cass: *fsdklfja;lskdjf * x3
Kaylie: Mizuki: MEET ME LATER, UR SCREWING UP MY SCHEDULE
Mizuki_Cass: and i don't usually drink lots of coffee
Mizuki_Cass: unless it's either in a mocha or at a European coffee shop in Little Italy of Boston
Mizuki_Cass: named Mike's Pastries
Mizuki_Cass: GUESS WHO I THINK SHOULD WORK THERE
Kaylie: .....your mom?
Mizuki_Cass: no foo
Mizuki_Cass: Mikey
Mizuki_Cass: i wanna see that fucker in an apron
Mizuki_Cass: if only for one day.
Kaylie: nonono there needs to be a shop called Frank's Pastries, and it'll sell Gerards.
Mizuki_Cass: YEEEEEE
Kaylie: apron... and nothing else?
Kaylie: Except his boots
Mizuki_Cass: ...
Mizuki_Cass: didn't think that far.
Mizuki_Cass: sure!
Mizuki_Cass: That's perfect
Kaylie: total health code violation
Mizuki_Cass: okay, he can wear panties
Kaylie: boy-shorts with ruffles
Mizuki_Cass: OH MY GOD YES PLEASE
Mizuki_Cass: FRENCH MAID.
Mizuki_Cass: AND MAYBE ROLLERSKATES
Kaylie: YES YES ROLLERSKATES
Kaylie: WAIT NO THAT'S A DIFFERENT WEEK
ROLLERSKATES ARE FOR WHEN HE'S WORKING AT SONICS
Mizuki_Cass: AAHAHA
Mizuki_Cass: but i mean it sorta makes sense
Kaylie: "Here's your soda, my life is so full of despair."
"Didn't you used to be in a band?"
"The fangirls made a pact with Satan." :(
Mizuki_Cass: Green room.
Mizuki_Cass: no such thing as privacy in the green room.
Kaylie: yeah yeah naked ppl everywhere
Mizuki_Cass: immaturity just doesn't WORK in there
Mizuki_Cass: LOL UR NEKKID LOL SO R U
Mizuki_Cass: there's not enough time
Kaylie: Sure there is! hurry up and wait, yanno.
Kaylie: LOL I COME ON IN ACT V. HEY I'M GONNA GO WRITE A NOVEL, K?
Kaylie: OH HAI GUYZ I STOPPED WORLD HUNGER. DID I MISS MAH CUE?
Mizuki_Cass: XD
Kaylie: OH NO THERE IT IS. OK, I SAID MY TWO LINES. HOORAY FOR ME.
Kaylie: OH NOES WORLD HUNGER CAME BACK!!!
Mizuki_Cass: That world hunger is a fast motherfucker
Kaylie: IT WAS JUST HIDING IN THE CLOSET
Kaylie: ok so i was thinking
Mizuki_Cass: REALLY.
Kaylie: MCR is playing a concert, right?
Kaylie: And the band that opened for them is hanging out
Kaylie: and one guy's just chilling near Toro, watching him shred.
Kaylie: The guy takes a swig from his flask every now and then.
Mizuki_Cass: XD
Kaylie: So anyway, Toro's shredding so badass that his fingers start to smoke
Mizuki_Cass: HAAAARDCOOOORE
Kaylie: and the guy flings liquor on him and Toro BURSTS INTO FLAME.
Mizuki_Cass: noo!
Mizuki_Cass: we NEEEED the toro!
Kaylie: At the same time, someone comes up behind Mikey, puts a hand over his mouth, and drags him away.
Mizuki_Cass: LOL DISTRACTION
Mizuki_Cass: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Kaylie: Frankie is jumping off an amp, and the dude swings in on a fucking TRAPEZE and swoops him away, breaks his neck, and drops him in the audience
Mizuki_Cass: WAIT.
Mizuki_Cass: WHAT.
Mizuki_Cass: WHY YOU KILLIN THE BOYS OFF.
Kaylie: just hand on a sec, ok?
Mizuki_Cass: yes'm
Mizuki_Cass: i just kerfluffled
Kaylie: Bob's drumming, he looks to the left, OMG HOMING MISSILE
Kaylie: He smacks the missile away with a drum sticks, but then there's another one, and he smacks it away too, but a third gets through his defenses and he SWALLOWS IT and it goes pfftboom and he blows a hole in the wall and falls out of sight
Kaylie: So the lead singer of the opening band runs up to Gerard and stabs him in the stomach with a knife, and slices it upwards, and he falls down all twichy and bleedy like
Kaylie: and the slit in his belly opens, and A HUMONGOUS WASP COMES OUT
Kaylie: and the other singer throws the knife at the wasp, and it pops like a big balloon, but with goop
Mizuki_Cass: purple goop
Kaylie: and Gerard's empty belly slit (he's gone all drapey now, like an empty skin) wiggles a bit, and a fawn pokes its head out and stands up, all cute and knob-kneed and wobbly.
Kaylie: and it looks up at the lead singer with big brown gerard/fawn eyes, and the singer points a gun at it, BUT!! Someone puts a hand on the singer's wrist!
Kaylie: it's Mikey, looking a little banged up, shooting desultory sparks out of his ears, giving the singer this look like, "What kind of asshole shoots a baby deer?"
Kaylie: and the singer puts the gun down and Mikey picks up his bwudder fawn and walks off, and you see that his left leg has all the skin ripped off revealing CYBERELECTRONICS and there's an ax sticking out of his shoulder blade, shooting sparks
Kaylie: then fade to black.
Kaylie: good idea for music video y/n?
Mizuki_Cass: ...
Mizuki_Cass: HOLY BALLS WOMAN
Mizuki_Cass: WHAT.
Mizuki_Cass: HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING.
Kaylie: OH ! OH! I FORGOT!
Kaylie: As Mikey walks away with his bwudder fawn, the Fro comes scarpering across the stage, kinda singed.
Mizuki_Cass: O_____________________O
Kaylie: It latches onto Mikey's ankle and rides on out of there, past the charred remains of its former host
Kaylie: and the opening band's singer is just like, "What?"
Kaylie: And meanwhile, Frank comes staggering out of the audience, head all backwards, and falls down on Gerard's skin husk and makes it squish and spurt a bit
Kaylie: Then he disintegrates into powder.
Mizuki_Cass: dude what the crack
Mizuki_Cass: why are you so awesomely ridiculous and completely fucking insane
Kaylie: I drank the BLUE juice this morning.
Kaylie: :d
Kaylie: i lick my eyeball
Mizuki_Cass: and now i asdkfja dklWHAT.
Kaylie: what an embarrassing typo.
Kaylie: i meant this: :D
Mizuki_Cass: you crazy lady
If you are russianmissile and/or mizuki_cass and you didn't want these conversations revealed to the world, um... sorry? I shall edit if there is a problem. But really, all of these embarrass me more than they embarrass you. Except for the part where I am incapable of shame. ^^
russianmissile: eh
russianmissile: ok
kayliemalinza: if by "ok" you mean "OH SNAP I GOT TOLD," then your acquiescence is acceptable.
russianmissile: so whatcha up to?
kayliemalinza: just took a shower.
kayliemalinza: looking at pics for macros before I go to bed.
kayliemalinza: eating candy
kayliemalinza: looking at the word "goetze" next to "bull's eye" and thinking bad things involving lawn darts
kayliemalinza: listening to swedish eunuchs sing about tough times they want you to believe they had.
kayliemalinza: so, what are you wearing?
--in the middle of an RPG session--
kayliemalinza: y u want us naked?
russianmissile: I don't
russianmissile: I'm trying to get out larping the spa [yes, there was a spa. On an Imperial base. Don't ask me why.]
kayliemalinza: LARP SPA. Band name of the month.
kayliemalinza: The lead singer has really long blond hair and a patrician nose, and pretty brown eyes. The drummer has dark skin and likes to play volleyball. There are three guitarists and one bass player; two of the guitarists are identical twin sisters.
kayliemalinza: They play a combination of SKA music and techno, also some soft jazz.
kayliemalinza: and screamo.
kayliemalinza: They're very well known in their hometown-- Augusta Maine.
kayliemalinza: HEY GODLET LET'S GO PARTYING LATER
kayliemalinza: I WANT U SO BAD BABY
russianmissile: what's it worth to you honey bunches?
russianmissile: isn't it your night to buy?
kayliemalinza: OK I BUY U PRETTY THONG
russianmissile: you do that then
russianmissile: I'll even consider wearing it for you
kayliemalinza: OK! U WANT SPARKLY BUTT FLOSS?
kayliemalinza: OR FUZZY?
kayliemalinza: I KIN GET SUM WITH RINESTONES.
russianmissile: you get it then...I'm thinking fuzzy would be more comfortable
kayliemalinza: OK BUT U NO THE CUM GETS STUCK IN THAT ITS HARDER TO KLEAN.
russianmissile: I pride myself in my aim to keep it off my clothes, thank you very much
kayliemalinza: I MEANT MY CUM
kayliemalinza: I DON'T HAVE AN AIMING APPARATUS
kayliemalinza: i'm wearing pants
russianmissile: as am I
Mizuki_Cass: one girl's mic broke tonight.
Mizuki_Cass: it was on and everything
Mizuki_Cass: but the cable went like IMMA GO 2 HAWAII NAO KTHXBAI
Kaylie: BWAHAHAHA
Mizuki_Cass: and just putted out on us/her halfway through the show.
Kaylie: some between-scene panic was involved, i suspect
Mizuki_Cass: it was during intermission
Mizuki_Cass: so a bit less panic
Mizuki_Cass: but slight panic nonetheless
Mizuki_Cass: "Panic! In the Greenroom"
Kaylie: "And then suddenly, THERE WERE DWARVES."
Kaylie: "AND A MAN ON STILTS. And also, a lead singer wid purty eyes?"
Mizuki_Cass: I AM SO CONFUZZIED.
Kaylie: Panic! in the Disco likes carnies, yus?
Mizuki_Cass: yes
Kaylie: so like, you Panic! in the greenroom and um... carnies show up
Mizuki_Cass: but seriously, if P!atD showed up in my green room, I'd say "wtf u doin hurr, gtfo we're puttin on a goddamn show"
Kaylie: "OMG HI BRENDON URIE. btw, gtfo. I'll molest you later."
Mizuki_Cass: YUS PLZ
Mizuki_Cass: "WHAT MIC NUMBER ARE YOU"
Mizuki_Cass: "WAIT YOU AIN'T IN MAH SHOW"
Mizuki_Cass: "GTFO SLUT"
Kaylie: hahahaha
Kaylie: Brendon Urie: :( I just wanted to meet the awesomest mic person....
Mizuki_Cass: *fsdklfja;lskdjf * x3
Kaylie: Mizuki: MEET ME LATER, UR SCREWING UP MY SCHEDULE
Mizuki_Cass: and i don't usually drink lots of coffee
Mizuki_Cass: unless it's either in a mocha or at a European coffee shop in Little Italy of Boston
Mizuki_Cass: named Mike's Pastries
Mizuki_Cass: GUESS WHO I THINK SHOULD WORK THERE
Kaylie: .....your mom?
Mizuki_Cass: no foo
Mizuki_Cass: Mikey
Mizuki_Cass: i wanna see that fucker in an apron
Mizuki_Cass: if only for one day.
Kaylie: nonono there needs to be a shop called Frank's Pastries, and it'll sell Gerards.
Mizuki_Cass: YEEEEEE
Kaylie: apron... and nothing else?
Kaylie: Except his boots
Mizuki_Cass: ...
Mizuki_Cass: didn't think that far.
Mizuki_Cass: sure!
Mizuki_Cass: That's perfect
Kaylie: total health code violation
Mizuki_Cass: okay, he can wear panties
Kaylie: boy-shorts with ruffles
Mizuki_Cass: OH MY GOD YES PLEASE
Mizuki_Cass: FRENCH MAID.
Mizuki_Cass: AND MAYBE ROLLERSKATES
Kaylie: YES YES ROLLERSKATES
Kaylie: WAIT NO THAT'S A DIFFERENT WEEK
ROLLERSKATES ARE FOR WHEN HE'S WORKING AT SONICS
Mizuki_Cass: AAHAHA
Mizuki_Cass: but i mean it sorta makes sense
Kaylie: "Here's your soda, my life is so full of despair."
"Didn't you used to be in a band?"
"The fangirls made a pact with Satan." :(
Mizuki_Cass: Green room.
Mizuki_Cass: no such thing as privacy in the green room.
Kaylie: yeah yeah naked ppl everywhere
Mizuki_Cass: immaturity just doesn't WORK in there
Mizuki_Cass: LOL UR NEKKID LOL SO R U
Mizuki_Cass: there's not enough time
Kaylie: Sure there is! hurry up and wait, yanno.
Kaylie: LOL I COME ON IN ACT V. HEY I'M GONNA GO WRITE A NOVEL, K?
Kaylie: OH HAI GUYZ I STOPPED WORLD HUNGER. DID I MISS MAH CUE?
Mizuki_Cass: XD
Kaylie: OH NO THERE IT IS. OK, I SAID MY TWO LINES. HOORAY FOR ME.
Kaylie: OH NOES WORLD HUNGER CAME BACK!!!
Mizuki_Cass: That world hunger is a fast motherfucker
Kaylie: IT WAS JUST HIDING IN THE CLOSET
Kaylie: ok so i was thinking
Mizuki_Cass: REALLY.
Kaylie: MCR is playing a concert, right?
Kaylie: And the band that opened for them is hanging out
Kaylie: and one guy's just chilling near Toro, watching him shred.
Kaylie: The guy takes a swig from his flask every now and then.
Mizuki_Cass: XD
Kaylie: So anyway, Toro's shredding so badass that his fingers start to smoke
Mizuki_Cass: HAAAARDCOOOORE
Kaylie: and the guy flings liquor on him and Toro BURSTS INTO FLAME.
Mizuki_Cass: noo!
Mizuki_Cass: we NEEEED the toro!
Kaylie: At the same time, someone comes up behind Mikey, puts a hand over his mouth, and drags him away.
Mizuki_Cass: LOL DISTRACTION
Mizuki_Cass: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Kaylie: Frankie is jumping off an amp, and the dude swings in on a fucking TRAPEZE and swoops him away, breaks his neck, and drops him in the audience
Mizuki_Cass: WAIT.
Mizuki_Cass: WHAT.
Mizuki_Cass: WHY YOU KILLIN THE BOYS OFF.
Kaylie: just hand on a sec, ok?
Mizuki_Cass: yes'm
Mizuki_Cass: i just kerfluffled
Kaylie: Bob's drumming, he looks to the left, OMG HOMING MISSILE
Kaylie: He smacks the missile away with a drum sticks, but then there's another one, and he smacks it away too, but a third gets through his defenses and he SWALLOWS IT and it goes pfftboom and he blows a hole in the wall and falls out of sight
Kaylie: So the lead singer of the opening band runs up to Gerard and stabs him in the stomach with a knife, and slices it upwards, and he falls down all twichy and bleedy like
Kaylie: and the slit in his belly opens, and A HUMONGOUS WASP COMES OUT
Kaylie: and the other singer throws the knife at the wasp, and it pops like a big balloon, but with goop
Mizuki_Cass: purple goop
Kaylie: and Gerard's empty belly slit (he's gone all drapey now, like an empty skin) wiggles a bit, and a fawn pokes its head out and stands up, all cute and knob-kneed and wobbly.
Kaylie: and it looks up at the lead singer with big brown gerard/fawn eyes, and the singer points a gun at it, BUT!! Someone puts a hand on the singer's wrist!
Kaylie: it's Mikey, looking a little banged up, shooting desultory sparks out of his ears, giving the singer this look like, "What kind of asshole shoots a baby deer?"
Kaylie: and the singer puts the gun down and Mikey picks up his bwudder fawn and walks off, and you see that his left leg has all the skin ripped off revealing CYBERELECTRONICS and there's an ax sticking out of his shoulder blade, shooting sparks
Kaylie: then fade to black.
Kaylie: good idea for music video y/n?
Mizuki_Cass: ...
Mizuki_Cass: HOLY BALLS WOMAN
Mizuki_Cass: WHAT.
Mizuki_Cass: HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING.
Kaylie: OH ! OH! I FORGOT!
Kaylie: As Mikey walks away with his bwudder fawn, the Fro comes scarpering across the stage, kinda singed.
Mizuki_Cass: O_____________________O
Kaylie: It latches onto Mikey's ankle and rides on out of there, past the charred remains of its former host
Kaylie: and the opening band's singer is just like, "What?"
Kaylie: And meanwhile, Frank comes staggering out of the audience, head all backwards, and falls down on Gerard's skin husk and makes it squish and spurt a bit
Kaylie: Then he disintegrates into powder.
Mizuki_Cass: dude what the crack
Mizuki_Cass: why are you so awesomely ridiculous and completely fucking insane
Kaylie: I drank the BLUE juice this morning.
Kaylie: :d
Kaylie: i lick my eyeball
Mizuki_Cass: and now i asdkfja dklWHAT.
Kaylie: what an embarrassing typo.
Kaylie: i meant this: :D
Mizuki_Cass: you crazy lady
If you are russianmissile and/or mizuki_cass and you didn't want these conversations revealed to the world, um... sorry? I shall edit if there is a problem. But really, all of these embarrass me more than they embarrass you. Except for the part where I am incapable of shame. ^^