Ghiradelli, you missed your chance.

[kayliemalinza]

The tagline on this chocolate wrapper is "Distinctly rich, silky dark chocolate." At first glance, I thought it said "Distinctly rich, slutty dark chocolate." Which would have been awesome. I imagine it would melt on your tongue with a little moan.

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[lostwiginity]

I just looked at this card that was in my "Lawless Heart" DVD box, it says Win Optimum DVDs. I of course read <>Win Opium DVDs, which would be quite fun as well.

[kayliemalinza]

Opium DVDs. Lt. Cryer's invention, I believe.