Enterprising Leaves of a Family Tree

Jun 21, 2007 17:33

OMG, y'all, I just realized something! Elizabeth is CAPTAIN KIRK'S LONG LOST ANCESTOR! Look at the facts:

Every time Captain Kirk kisses a woman, she dies.
Every time Elizabeth kisses a man, he dies.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

I suspect that Elizabeth and Will's kid, or his grandkid, grows up and becomes Horatio Hornblower, although the Kiss Curse is somewhat diluted in him. It must be a recessive gene, because otherwise that family would never reproduce.

In other news:
*I HURT. But I earned money today. Too bad I won't see it for another three weeks.
*I bought 2 months of paid time. $5 is really cheap for a service I use for several hours a day, regardless of various snags in the system. I've paid more money for a sandwich, and that certainly didn't last for two months, did it? LiveJournal = better deal than food. Too bad food is necessary for survival and LiveJournal is (ostensibly) not.

i'm so on crack, pirates of the caribbean, horatio hornblower

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