true story
Coworker S: [Boss] said they'd be enough for all night!
Me: They were enough, if you still had one left.
S: One's close enough. Close enough for a cigar.
Me: So you saw there was one left and decided to light up?
S: Give me a cigar and I will.
Me: Ok, let's go in the bathroom.
S: Why are we going to the bathroom?
Me: I can't get my cigar out in public.
S: Oh, it's a special cigar?
Me: I don't think it's special, but I don't know what you've seen before.
(pause)
I mean, it's larger than average.
Me: They were enough, if you still had one left.
S: One's close enough. Close enough for a cigar.
Me: So you saw there was one left and decided to light up?
S: Give me a cigar and I will.
Me: Ok, let's go in the bathroom.
S: Why are we going to the bathroom?
Me: I can't get my cigar out in public.
S: Oh, it's a special cigar?
Me: I don't think it's special, but I don't know what you've seen before.
(pause)
I mean, it's larger than average.