Totes forgot to type this up. and it's only 155 words. Soz!kayliemalinzaSeptember 28 2010, 22:32:41 UTC
"I don't understand," Jack says. "I'm actually larger than the average fifty-first century guy."
"Things must suck in the fifty-first century, then," Jim says.
Jack tilts his head to the side to get a better angle. "Maybe it's an evolutionary thing," he says. "It's been three thousand years in the history of the species; that's plenty of time for a change like this to happen."
"Yeah, I don't think it is, actually," Jim says.
"The scales evolved in that amount of time," Jack points out.
"Those are actually scales?" Jim says. "I thought it was just, like, a rash or something."
Jack scowls and counters, "I bet yours is too big to do anything useful. Most women probably say, 'Oh, God, get that away from me!'"
"Hey, don't hate," says Jim. "I was just about to let you touch it."
"The scales secrete lube," Jack says.
Jim considers this. "In that case, I forgive you."
If you're still in a whipping mood, feel free to whip Kirk for me. Better yet, get Uhura to do it, with Spock's hands as restraints. 350 words or thereabouts.
'kay. I'll see where the mood takes me. No promise on time frame, though; I'm currently occupied with beating the Lady!Pike/Winona with a rusty pipe and burying it in the backyard. >(
post-congealing comment on the McCoy/Ex smut might prod me along, though....
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"Things must suck in the fifty-first century, then," Jim says.
Jack tilts his head to the side to get a better angle. "Maybe it's an evolutionary thing," he says. "It's been three thousand years in the history of the species; that's plenty of time for a change like this to happen."
"Yeah, I don't think it is, actually," Jim says.
"The scales evolved in that amount of time," Jack points out.
"Those are actually scales?" Jim says. "I thought it was just, like, a rash or something."
Jack scowls and counters, "I bet yours is too big to do anything useful. Most women probably say, 'Oh, God, get that away from me!'"
"Hey, don't hate," says Jim. "I was just about to let you touch it."
"The scales secrete lube," Jack says.
Jim considers this. "In that case, I forgive you."
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*wheezes*
*giggles some more*
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500 words? or as long as you need it to be.
[HEY THERE HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN A WHILE]
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I mean, you'll forgive me, right? ;.;
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Were you thinking of having McCoy there, too?
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Uh, if you like? I wasn't but I certainly have no objections!
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post-congealing comment on the McCoy/Ex smut might prod me along, though....
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