We told my mother not to put any potted plants near the door.
She didn't listen.
Boomer's appearance in the incriminating photo may lead you to believe that he's responsible. Absent a time travelling device there's no way to confirm or deny the accusation, but personally I think the culprit is
this guy:
Isn't that the face of wanton destruction? ISN'T IT?
This photo may lead you to believe that we force my brother to sleep in a hideous green closet, but I promise that isn't true.
He chooses to sleep there.
(Even though it gets a little crowded in the morning.)
Clearly, Traf doesn't have any place else to sleep, poor baby.
Boomer's aight, tho.