HAVING SEEN REBOOT!ST A SECOND TIME NOW
I HAVE SEEN ALMOST ALL OF SEASON ONE OF TOS AND OMG. OMG IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER. For one thing, it didn't take but five minutes for me to realize that Zachary Quinto had the lanky walk just right and Chris Pine was all smirking and shit. BUT NONE OF HIS SHIRTS GOT TORN WHAT THE HELL. IT AIN'T REALLY KIRK UNLESS YOU CAN SEE A NIPPLE.
oh btw HOW DID I NOT RECOGNIZE ZOE SALDANA THE FIRST TIME AROUND? I was disappointed that she didn't sing along to no fucking space lyre but she's still fierce. TOS UHURA IS THE SHIT, Y'ALL. She's macking hardcore on Spock. Makes him squirmy and everything. LOL SHE JUST WANNA PLAY HIM YOU KNOW IT. SHE GOAN HAFTA FIGHT KIRK THO 'CAUSE THAT DAWG BE CRUSHING.
Speaking of just the Reboot!Movie HOW MANY FUCKING PARALLELS WERE THERE IN THIS THING? Between all the rebellious streaks and dead parents and FLYING A TEENY ROUND SHIP RIGHT INTO THAT BRISTLY MASS OF MOTHERFUCKING SPIKES I'm expecting Kirk and Spock to fucking switch personalities after this thing or some shit. I don't even know. Was Spock channeling the spirit of George Kirk because that would actually be really creepy considering how Kirk was all Shatner'ed up with the "I <3 U" smirk at the end.
OTHER PARALLELS INCLUDE:
-- mutual threats of vomit between Kirk and McCoy (IT MUST BE LOVE!)
-- Nero losing his woman and behbeh JUST LIKE POOR GEORGE also P.S. Reboot!ST is just like TOS in the LOLS!SEXISM Dept. compleat with "BUT WE HAVE FEMALE OFFICERS SO IT'S OK THAT EVERY OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER IS NUTTIN BUT A LOVE/LUST INTEREST OR BEHBEH MACHINE YES YES?"
-- Speaking of George THE ENTIRE PLOT was a repeat of the prologue lololol. Which hey it was a tight plot (LIKE SHATNER'S ASS) and it turned out awesome so I'm not complaining.
-- DON'T CHU TALK BOUT SPOCK'S MAMA. HE GONNA BEAT YO ASS WHETHER HE'S PUBESCENT OR NOT. SHIT, DAWG.
I made my brother come watch it with me and when the Redshirt calls Kirk "Cupcake" John turned to me and said, "Is that why you like this movie?" and I was like "FUCK YES." Except it was more like "fuck yes" because we were in a movie theater and shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAUGH I TEARED UP AT THE BEGINNING AGAIN.
AAAAAAAAAAAUGH I TEARED UP AT SPOCK'S FACE WHEN HIS MUMMY DIED AGAIN. I just. His faaaaaaaaaaaaayce. With his eyes.
BONES MANHANDLING KIRK IS STILL THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER AND ALSO HOT.
My family hooked my laptop up to the TV to watch the first TOS episode and then "The Naked Time" and I explained to the folks, "It's early in the series, Kirk isn't a womanizer yet. McCoy, though. McCoy was always a pimp." And my brother said, "How do you think he got the nickname Bones?" + 1 FOR FAMILY. Srsly tho Bones is SO PIMP his medical scrubs are shiny and his bitches wear motherfucking technicolor fur.
When Kirk first showed up my parents (who watched all of Boston Legal last year) turned to each other like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" and my mom's like "LUK AT HIM OMG!" and my dad's like "I AIN'T EVEN MUCH RECOGNIZE THAT MOTHERFUCKER" and I was like "SHATNER'S A FOX! DON'T YOU THINK SO, MOM?" and she was like, "nah." WHAT. WOMAN. WHAT. HE IS A FUCKING FOX. DON'T LIE. - 1 FOR FAMILY. :( I mean, I shouldn't feel that way about the Shatner, he's not even my type, but idk. He walks and talks and smiles like he's constantly thinking "I AM THE FOXIEST FOX THAT EVER FOXED. EVEN WHEN I ANGST, I ANGST THE ANGST OF THE FOX." and so I just assume it's true, yanno? He's so into his two BFFs tho. It's precious.
Yeeeeeeeah I have school tomorrow (OMG I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW SHIT FUCK WHAT WHAT) so I gotta go to bed now. I WILL CONTINUE TO SQUEE AT Y'ALL LATER.
P.S. Anyone here still on who_anon? I'm fairly sure I'm going to be turning off my comment notifier for it pretty soon as it's gotten v. repetitive and unsqueeful and um [BIG SURPRISE!] I'm drifting into another fandom. I'm 99.9% sure That Stupid Thing I Ain't Even Much Care About is over so I won't get mentioned again, but there's this .1% known as Bitch Be Trippin' so I don't even know. If someone could give me a heads up if it comes up again, I'd be very grateful.
oh btw HOW DID I NOT RECOGNIZE ZOE SALDANA THE FIRST TIME AROUND? I was disappointed that she didn't sing along to no fucking space lyre but she's still fierce. TOS UHURA IS THE SHIT, Y'ALL. She's macking hardcore on Spock. Makes him squirmy and everything. LOL SHE JUST WANNA PLAY HIM YOU KNOW IT. SHE GOAN HAFTA FIGHT KIRK THO 'CAUSE THAT DAWG BE CRUSHING.
Speaking of just the Reboot!Movie HOW MANY FUCKING PARALLELS WERE THERE IN THIS THING? Between all the rebellious streaks and dead parents and FLYING A TEENY ROUND SHIP RIGHT INTO THAT BRISTLY MASS OF MOTHERFUCKING SPIKES I'm expecting Kirk and Spock to fucking switch personalities after this thing or some shit. I don't even know. Was Spock channeling the spirit of George Kirk because that would actually be really creepy considering how Kirk was all Shatner'ed up with the "I <3 U" smirk at the end.
OTHER PARALLELS INCLUDE:
-- mutual threats of vomit between Kirk and McCoy (IT MUST BE LOVE!)
-- Nero losing his woman and behbeh JUST LIKE POOR GEORGE also P.S. Reboot!ST is just like TOS in the LOLS!SEXISM Dept. compleat with "BUT WE HAVE FEMALE OFFICERS SO IT'S OK THAT EVERY OTHER FEMALE CHARACTER IS NUTTIN BUT A LOVE/LUST INTEREST OR BEHBEH MACHINE YES YES?"
-- Speaking of George THE ENTIRE PLOT was a repeat of the prologue lololol. Which hey it was a tight plot (LIKE SHATNER'S ASS) and it turned out awesome so I'm not complaining.
-- DON'T CHU TALK BOUT SPOCK'S MAMA. HE GONNA BEAT YO ASS WHETHER HE'S PUBESCENT OR NOT. SHIT, DAWG.
I made my brother come watch it with me and when the Redshirt calls Kirk "Cupcake" John turned to me and said, "Is that why you like this movie?" and I was like "FUCK YES." Except it was more like "fuck yes" because we were in a movie theater and shit.
AAAAAAAAAAAUGH I TEARED UP AT THE BEGINNING AGAIN.
AAAAAAAAAAAUGH I TEARED UP AT SPOCK'S FACE WHEN HIS MUMMY DIED AGAIN. I just. His faaaaaaaaaaaaayce. With his eyes.
BONES MANHANDLING KIRK IS STILL THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER AND ALSO HOT.
My family hooked my laptop up to the TV to watch the first TOS episode and then "The Naked Time" and I explained to the folks, "It's early in the series, Kirk isn't a womanizer yet. McCoy, though. McCoy was always a pimp." And my brother said, "How do you think he got the nickname Bones?" + 1 FOR FAMILY. Srsly tho Bones is SO PIMP his medical scrubs are shiny and his bitches wear motherfucking technicolor fur.
When Kirk first showed up my parents (who watched all of Boston Legal last year) turned to each other like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" and my mom's like "LUK AT HIM OMG!" and my dad's like "I AIN'T EVEN MUCH RECOGNIZE THAT MOTHERFUCKER" and I was like "SHATNER'S A FOX! DON'T YOU THINK SO, MOM?" and she was like, "nah." WHAT. WOMAN. WHAT. HE IS A FUCKING FOX. DON'T LIE. - 1 FOR FAMILY. :( I mean, I shouldn't feel that way about the Shatner, he's not even my type, but idk. He walks and talks and smiles like he's constantly thinking "I AM THE FOXIEST FOX THAT EVER FOXED. EVEN WHEN I ANGST, I ANGST THE ANGST OF THE FOX." and so I just assume it's true, yanno? He's so into his two BFFs tho. It's precious.
Yeeeeeeeah I have school tomorrow (OMG I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW SHIT FUCK WHAT WHAT) so I gotta go to bed now. I WILL CONTINUE TO SQUEE AT Y'ALL LATER.
P.S. Anyone here still on who_anon? I'm fairly sure I'm going to be turning off my comment notifier for it pretty soon as it's gotten v. repetitive and unsqueeful and um [BIG SURPRISE!] I'm drifting into another fandom. I'm 99.9% sure That Stupid Thing I Ain't Even Much Care About is over so I won't get mentioned again, but there's this .1% known as Bitch Be Trippin' so I don't even know. If someone could give me a heads up if it comes up again, I'd be very grateful.