OK SO I FINALLY SAW THE NEWEST STAR TREK MOVIE
I'M IN FULL SQUEE MODE RIGHT NOW, JUST SO'S YOU KNOW. AND CHRIS PINE MAY BE FIGHTING CHRIS EVANS FOR MY GAY CRUSH OF THE MONTH DUE TO THE FACTS THAT
1) THIS MOVIE IS ALSO STARRING HIS ASS (e.g. wooooooah is that really how you ride a motorbike honey bunches? Note that I AM NOT COMPLAINING.) I just. Chris Pine got himself into some interesting poses on top of Sulu, that's all I'm saying.
2) KIRK GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF HIM REPEATEDLY. He got whomped and fucking loved it. And some of the womping was done by his BFF McCoy! "I'M A POISON U NAO K BABES? IT'S B/C I <3 U FR SRS. LET ME KNOW IF U GET A RASH." And there was manhandling, and it was good. I loved that note of devotion of McCoy to Kirk-- Kirk is this adrenaline junkie/force of nature/cupcake and McCoy fit just dandily into that-- he enabled and went along for the ride, but later put his foot down when Kirk went too far. I LOL'd at Admiral Pike's line, "I think you've had enough attention for today, Kirk." Kirk is the kid in second grade who was a little messed up in the head and couldn't differentiate between positive and negative attention.
P.S. LOLOLOL SPOCK WANTS TO BREAK YOU LIKE A STALLION, KIRK. HE TOTES SAID SO. He said it to McCoy's face, no less, right after saying "I know he's your friend and it must've been a difficult decision to support me." Kinda like he was saying, "I'm glad you don't indulge him all the time, but now you need to step aside and let me top." Or something. I was basically running a porn-reel in my head the whole time so I might have misinterpreted a few things.
Sulu was deceptively awesome. He was so cute and embarassed b/c of the parking brake thing but then he was all, "I can fence!" and WOOSH HE PULLS OUT AN EXTENDABLE KATANA. And then there was the mid-air death-defying Hug of Greatness and Kirk saved his life and Chekov saved both of their lives WITH MATH and then when they beam back, Kirk is all lying on top of Sulu then he gets up to his hands and knees and sort of... cocks his hips back and SULU IS STILL LYING THERE and anyways.
I want fic of Kirk and McCoy messing with Chekov in a friendly jock vs. geek way. They should ruffle his hair and lock him in a closet. Yes. And then Uhura will come along and make them stop. Because she bosses around Spock, ok? "I WILL be assigned to the Enterprise." "You are assigned to the Enterprise." If you can boss around Spock, then you can boss around anyone. I want Uhura to beat the crap out of Kirk. EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A TURN BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF KIRK. Yeeeeeah the internet knows more about me than they need to now. >>
I have plenty more to say but I sort of need to kip off to bed so Godlet will cook me breakfast in the morning. >>
1) THIS MOVIE IS ALSO STARRING HIS ASS (e.g. wooooooah is that really how you ride a motorbike honey bunches? Note that I AM NOT COMPLAINING.) I just. Chris Pine got himself into some interesting poses on top of Sulu, that's all I'm saying.
2) KIRK GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUT OF HIM REPEATEDLY. He got whomped and fucking loved it. And some of the womping was done by his BFF McCoy! "I'M A POISON U NAO K BABES? IT'S B/C I <3 U FR SRS. LET ME KNOW IF U GET A RASH." And there was manhandling, and it was good. I loved that note of devotion of McCoy to Kirk-- Kirk is this adrenaline junkie/force of nature/cupcake and McCoy fit just dandily into that-- he enabled and went along for the ride, but later put his foot down when Kirk went too far. I LOL'd at Admiral Pike's line, "I think you've had enough attention for today, Kirk." Kirk is the kid in second grade who was a little messed up in the head and couldn't differentiate between positive and negative attention.
P.S. LOLOLOL SPOCK WANTS TO BREAK YOU LIKE A STALLION, KIRK. HE TOTES SAID SO. He said it to McCoy's face, no less, right after saying "I know he's your friend and it must've been a difficult decision to support me." Kinda like he was saying, "I'm glad you don't indulge him all the time, but now you need to step aside and let me top." Or something. I was basically running a porn-reel in my head the whole time so I might have misinterpreted a few things.
Sulu was deceptively awesome. He was so cute and embarassed b/c of the parking brake thing but then he was all, "I can fence!" and WOOSH HE PULLS OUT AN EXTENDABLE KATANA. And then there was the mid-air death-defying Hug of Greatness and Kirk saved his life and Chekov saved both of their lives WITH MATH and then when they beam back, Kirk is all lying on top of Sulu then he gets up to his hands and knees and sort of... cocks his hips back and SULU IS STILL LYING THERE and anyways.
I want fic of Kirk and McCoy messing with Chekov in a friendly jock vs. geek way. They should ruffle his hair and lock him in a closet. Yes. And then Uhura will come along and make them stop. Because she bosses around Spock, ok? "I WILL be assigned to the Enterprise." "You are assigned to the Enterprise." If you can boss around Spock, then you can boss around anyone. I want Uhura to beat the crap out of Kirk. EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A TURN BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF KIRK. Yeeeeeah the internet knows more about me than they need to now. >>
I have plenty more to say but I sort of need to kip off to bed so Godlet will cook me breakfast in the morning. >>