TW fic: "Pinch Drunk" (Pre-S1, 2,135 words, Teamfic, mild Owen/Suzie)

[kayliemalinza]

Title: Pinch Drunk
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, mild swearing
Word Count: 2,135
Warning: Algolagnia, n. - sexual pleasure derived from physical pain

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[kayliemalinza]

I NOTICED YOU HAD BEEN LURKING LATELY. I'm glad I could bring you out of hiding. ^_^ (P.S. gimme some prompts so I can write more for the Chaos Chronicles.)

Psychic-vodka? Hmm. There's the imaginary-dance-vodka, but I hadn't thought of psychic vodka yet. Tell me, is it vodka that makes you psychic upon imbibing, or is it vodka that can sense you want to drink it and thusly tries to escape?

But, yes. This gas in a spray-bottle would be fabulous. And now that they have the chemical formula for it, I'm sure it can be synthesized. ^^

Masochistic pandas with nostril fingers. Opposable ones, that can grab things.

Somewhere there is - I assume - a masochistic environmentalist group wandering about on the loose. This also delights me.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT! I think I assumed that it was all absorbed into the soil by the time they came along, but surely some is still hanging around. Surely digging up the soil released more of it. The really funny bit is going to be the one environmentalist who doesn't notice anything different. ^^

(Awesome Tosh is awesome / *reaches for brain-bleach*)
It brings me great joy that I could cause you to have both of those reactions in the same sentence. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HurtMe!Jack is pretty indeed. Or maybe I'm just twisted? ...nah, that can't be it.

I'm just... really, really happy for them. *grins fiendishly*
I NO, RITE? :D

[rhia_starsong]

HurtMe!Jack is pretty indeed. Or maybe I'm just twisted? ...nah, that can't be it.

Nah, gotta be the pretty.

Ooh, and psychic vodka, could be it only affects you if you have psychic powers--so really only Jack would get a buzz from that one! Or the Doctor, but we weren't really talking about him...