I suppose this qualifies as a Crime Against Fandom....
So. I was thinking. Torchwood/West Wing crossover?
President Bartlett ends up in the Hub. Jack says he has to stay there; Bartlett says there's going to be an awful lot of guys in black suits with ear-wires who will be very unhappy about that. Jack says, "Oh, we've got one of those!" Enter Ianto, who promptly finds himself in the middle of a sly, passive-aggressive snarking match with Charlie.
Josh and Owen get into a stupid argument.
Sam trips and breaks one of Tosh's computers.
C.J. gets hit on by Jack. A lot. And flirts back like it's her last chance to practice.
Toby glowers in the corner with Myfanwy...?
Donna and Gwen become BFFs!
Bartlett to Jack: "So explain to me again how you're not really American, even though you've got the accent down pretty good."
Bartlett: "How come when I run around shouting at my staff, nothing happens, but when he does it he saves the world?"
Sam: "He doesn't have a Senate or a House of Representatives, sir."
Bartlett: "That's a shame. He can have mine if he wants."
Josh: "With all due respect, Mr. President, I don't we can just give away the legislative branch."
Bartlett: "Not with that defeated attitude, we can't."
Twenty bucks says the first time Jack hits on Sam is the most awkward moment ever, mostly because Sam is the only one in the room who doesn't notice.
Twenty bucks and a smoothie says Jack tries to hit on Charlie, but Charlie shuts him down before he's even got his dimple going.
Two words: Power Struggle.
President Bartlett ends up in the Hub. Jack says he has to stay there; Bartlett says there's going to be an awful lot of guys in black suits with ear-wires who will be very unhappy about that. Jack says, "Oh, we've got one of those!" Enter Ianto, who promptly finds himself in the middle of a sly, passive-aggressive snarking match with Charlie.
Josh and Owen get into a stupid argument.
Sam trips and breaks one of Tosh's computers.
C.J. gets hit on by Jack. A lot. And flirts back like it's her last chance to practice.
Toby glowers in the corner with Myfanwy...?
Donna and Gwen become BFFs!
Bartlett to Jack: "So explain to me again how you're not really American, even though you've got the accent down pretty good."
Bartlett: "How come when I run around shouting at my staff, nothing happens, but when he does it he saves the world?"
Sam: "He doesn't have a Senate or a House of Representatives, sir."
Bartlett: "That's a shame. He can have mine if he wants."
Josh: "With all due respect, Mr. President, I don't we can just give away the legislative branch."
Bartlett: "Not with that defeated attitude, we can't."
Twenty bucks says the first time Jack hits on Sam is the most awkward moment ever, mostly because Sam is the only one in the room who doesn't notice.
Twenty bucks and a smoothie says Jack tries to hit on Charlie, but Charlie shuts him down before he's even got his dimple going.
Two words: Power Struggle.