I remember nothingk! But I am willing to take your word and iconical evidence for it. *resumes suspicious staring* You... killed your hump? Why? What did your hump ever do to you? Was it not pink enough? Was it not hairy enough? Was it a hideous blemish on the face of the earth - LIKE YOUR MOM?
I dunno, it just made my face look completely different from the side than it did from the front, if that makes sense. Looked too masculine. Also, I'm pretty sure it got that way because I cracked my nose when I was a kid, so it's not like it's the nose I was born with, you know? Anyway, I've been making some pretty good money this summer, so I decided to go ahead with it. Like I said, it was a pretty small procedure.
Now, getting the Wolverine claws put in? *That* was a major operation. They're wicked awesome, though. :D
Is awesomesauce! I am assuming a lack of gaping wounds, or you wouldn't have got away with "bzuh" with John. And now you will have to do new nose!icon.
Now, getting the Wolverine claws put in? *That* was a major operation. They're wicked awesome, though. :D COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. *grins* I can has?
See, there's a reason for that. 85% of me believes you about the nose; while the remaining 15% is convinced that you're being deceptive and evil and is still holding out for nose-profile!icon redux.
And I'm 99% certain that the wolverine claws are a lie. *weeps*
yeeeeeah, that 15% is on to something. ::cackles::
I was intending to draw this out for a few days, hopefully get some of my RL friends (in different states at the moment) believing it, too, but you were just too sweet! I couldn't go through with it!
If you are feeling hurt and offended, I will maybe possibly write an apologetic drabble of your choice. ^^
Ha! You were being deceptive and evil! I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike you :D This? This is why all my RL friends know who you are. Wait, did that sound creepy?
Could I pretend to be hurt and offended just so I can get the apologetic drabble? ABSOLUTELY.
I'm famous in the Kaylisphere? *shivers* Oh yes. Definitely creepy. Who knows what you've been saying about me :P
Y...you lied to me? I thought we were friends, and you lied to me. How could you, Kaylie, how could you? *bursts into tears* I... I'm sorry. I want to, it's just... I don't think I can forgive you for this. Not even if you were to write me Ianto in an icy fit of snark swearing never to make coffee again, and meaning it. Well. Maybe then. Maybe.
Re: 200 words exactly, with surprisingly little ice or snarkorder_of_chaosSeptember 5 2008, 08:04:42 UTC
*wipes away tears* I feel for Jack, I really do.
I'm torn between thinking this is utterly adorable, and ROTFLing.
It's like epic tragedy, only it's not epic and it's... it's...
*dies laughing*
If I hadn't been faking the tears for fic-extraction purposes, I would totally forgive you for this. If I were alive to do so, and not, you know, dead of laughter :P
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*resumes suspicious staring* You... killed your hump? Why? What did your hump ever do to you? Was it not pink enough? Was it not hairy enough? Was it a hideous blemish on the face of the earth - LIKE YOUR MOM?
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Now, getting the Wolverine claws put in? *That* was a major operation. They're wicked awesome, though. :D
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And now you will have to do new nose!icon.
Now, getting the Wolverine claws put in? *That* was a major operation. They're wicked awesome, though. :D
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. *grins* I can has?
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And I'm 99% certain that the wolverine claws are a lie. *weeps*
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I was intending to draw this out for a few days, hopefully get some of my RL friends (in different states at the moment) believing it, too, but you were just too sweet! I couldn't go through with it!
If you are feeling hurt and offended, I will maybe possibly write an apologetic drabble of your choice. ^^
::needs an evil icon::
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*joins in cackling*
Could I pretend to be hurt and offended just so I can get the apologetic drabble?
(This is the thing about holding several contradictory opinions at once - I get to be right alllllll the time :P )
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This? This is why all my RL friends know who you are. Wait, did that sound creepy?
Could I pretend to be hurt and offended just so I can get the apologetic drabble?
ABSOLUTELY.
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Y...you lied to me? I thought we were friends, and you lied to me. How could you, Kaylie, how could you? *bursts into tears*
I... I'm sorry. I want to, it's just... I don't think I can forgive you for this. Not even if you were to write me Ianto in an icy fit of snark swearing never to make coffee again, and meaning it.
Well. Maybe then.
Maybe.
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Jack wiggled his butt.
"That isn't going to change my mind," said Ianto. "Nothing is going to change my mind ( ... )
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I'm torn between thinking this is utterly adorable, and ROTFLing.
It's like epic tragedy, only it's not epic and it's... it's...
*dies laughing*
If I hadn't been faking the tears for fic-extraction purposes, I would totally forgive you for this. If I were alive to do so, and not, you know, dead of laughter :P
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It's like epic tragedy, only it's not epic and it's... it's...
*dies laughing*
My work is complex.
I would totally forgive you for this.
Forgive me for the other thing because of this, or forgive me for being so awful as to write this? :D
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Simultaneously.
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