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My mom: I dunno, this sparkling water is from Italy. They've been pissing in those streams for millennia!
Me: What?
My mom: (does not retract)
Me: I'm gonna tell the Internet you said that.
My mom: No! D:
Me: (makes a salad)
My brother: You're eating the food I eat, now?
Me: When I have the chance to! What do you do, drink the salad dressing right out of the bottle?
My brother: No.... I use a snifter!
Me: That's disgusting. Like your face.
Me: What?
My mom: (does not retract)
Me: I'm gonna tell the Internet you said that.
My mom: No! D:
Me: (makes a salad)
My brother: You're eating the food I eat, now?
Me: When I have the chance to! What do you do, drink the salad dressing right out of the bottle?
My brother: No.... I use a snifter!
Me: That's disgusting. Like your face.