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Jan 24, 2008 16:25

Cupcake: Got my last big test back today.
Cupcake: Best in class. YESH!
Kaylie: AWESOME
Cupcake: did I mention that my class consists of 250 people?
Cupcake: wanna show off a bit.
Kaylie: O.O
Kaylie: and you got--
Kaylie: damn.
Kaylie: daaaaaaaaaaayum.

Apparently all that icing is hiding a rare and beautiful brain, more sophisticated than even Dr. Strangelove's.

And eet eez MINE. No touchy mah cupcake!

ETA:

Cupcake: Oh, somebody wants me to translate something!
Cupcake:

Kaylie: ooooooOOOOOh
Cupcake: But I haven't learned two of those signs yet. -__-
Cupcake: all I can make out is "the something of cute doctors".
Kaylie: the.... HAREM of cute doctors?
Cupcake: I should hope so.
Cupcake: But I doubt it.
Cupcake: More suggestions?
Kaylie: the.... apple barn of cute doctors
Cupcake: I... think I'll stop brain storming and look it up instead.
Kaylie: but but but they meet in the apple barn for ROLLS IN THE HAY
Kaylie: rolls with butter! nom nom nom
Cupcake: You have 30 seconds to make up a story as to how the doctors ended up there.
Kaylie: I... I... OMG THE PRESSURE
Kaylie: one day Wilson and Chase were walking along the road looking for butterflies to capture and release into House's apartment (long story) and it started to hail so they ran for the nearest structure, an apple barn, but Wilson got hit with a really big rock of hail and passed out!
Kaylie: so Chase had to carry him into the barn and then rip off their wet shirts (because it was getting very chilly, you see) and gently clean the wound
Kaylie: and then they had sex.
Kaylie: that took 41 seconds :(
Kaylie: actually... one minute 41 seconds OMG I FAIL
Cupcake: I should've known that one! Gah!
Kaylie: the ending, at least, was no surprise.

Cupcake: Okay, it's "extremely cute doctors of love".
Kaylie: .... I like the "apple ban of the cute doctors" way better
Kaylie: OMG NO MORE APPLES!!!
Kaylie: Y BAN APPLES???? D:
Kaylie: oh wait, i know
Kaylie: Because an apple a day KEEPS THE CUTE DOCTOR AWAY!!!
Kaylie: And no-one wants that.
Cupcake: You're having this conversation all by your onesies, no?
Cupcake: :3
Kaylie: I-- yes.

im convo, i'm so on crack

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