Sep 13, 2004 18:10
Just stole this from my friend Cheyenne's profile.. haha, love it
Things That Piss Me Off:
1. People who point at their wrist while askin the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is urs? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2.When people say "its always the last place u look." Of course it is dipshit. Y the fuck would u keep lookin after u found it? Do people do this?
3.When people say while watching a movie, "did u see that?" No asshole, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre & stare at the fucking ceiling.
4.People who ask "can i ask u a question?" Didnt really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
5.When people say "life is short." WHAT the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can u do thats longer?
6.When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please dont return the favor! Its a damn piece of paper!