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Destiny.
I miss you so much! Things are really hectic around here with the Traveling Road Whores. We lost our main woman, Muffin DeBoner, becuse she wanted to undergo some type of surgery, but wouldn't tell us. Last time I saw her at the Gas-N-Eat, she had some facial hair, almost didn't recognize Muff. Glad to see you hacky-sacking... I used to do that until Johnny ate the hackysack. Kidnapping?!?! Are you crazy?!?! What about all the Amber Alerts, or don't Mexicans have like sixty-five kids, and they don't realize that one is missing? If I ever find one just lying around, I'll ship it to you via my third husband's airplane service. We're still on good terms, since we only divorced because of his suspicions on why his couches, and linens were dissapearing. I just can't explain Johnny to anyone.
I'd love for Sunny and Johnny to meet! They're like destined to become like their moms, like best friends. I remember when they first and only time they met, when they were in that sandbox out by the Ruebenshcmack Trailer Park ( remember when Johnny found an apple there, and brought it home to smoke?).
I've never heard of that section of Kansas. We went through a place called Onlychildrenbarchicald, on the outskirts of Kansas with the Road Whores, but we only picked up like six Mexican kids, and three pigs... wait...
Johnny's doing okay. He's slumping in math, because he eats all his homework. Mary was hung last week by some kids as a joke, but like, she died. Pam is crazy and wild, and going to Cancun! Gonstabaecker is dead on the ground, still all burned and stuff. But where we put graffiti of "EAT MY PUSSY" is still very much there, and wet for some reason.
I can't believed we murdered Dawn's bulldogs ten years ago today.
Thanks for the carton of milk. Because of the delay in the UPS, it got pretty lumpy, and well, that's just the way I like it.
-Kayla