Allison

Jan 22, 2008 11:58

We met this girl Allison at the mall, and said she'd holla for $30, so we brough her home for some dirty fun.




We fixed her ink, apparently she was no longer in love with Bob, but trippin for Bubba.




Joe was jealous it wasn't his name on her tittie. = [




But at least he got a glipse of her magic




She seemed to love the attention she got from Kim and I.




And from my younger brother as well!




Road trip! We got bored at the house so we left for Cali.




The men were all over her there.




And so were creepy women named Kim...




After only a few minutes in Hollywood...




Allison won an Oscar!




She became an instant celebrity!




Everyone wanted their picture taken with her.




Some were sort of intimidated by her ENORMOUS popularity




Some tried to cop a feel or two!




((She told us she prefers black cockadoodle-doo))




But not all well ends well...




Apparently she wasn't welcome in the Catholic Church of God



In loving memory of our pleasantly plump blow-up beast, she got a knife in her back = [




But just to end on a good note...




ORGASM!
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