South Carolina is, uhh, not so gay...

Jul 14, 2008 19:17

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25677373/

I <3 conservatives, especially homophobic ones. As a gay person, I wouldn't visit South Carolina for touristic reasons, like, ever. I get scared visiting my family. I also wouldn't visit as a Jew (sorry Alexis) or as a person who believes in the Union winning the Civil War (take down the damn Confederate flag once and for all, Calhoun is dead and y'all lost... 143 years ago...). In fact, I only visit South Carolina because I'm a Drayton, one of THOSE Draytons, and dammit, my family started that fucking colony and someday, the liberal branch of my family will rule again, muhahahahahaha....

In other shocking reality news of the state travel slogan variety, I will always and forever <3 NY, Virginia is NOT for lovers of the gay or poly kind, and Maine's new liscence plate just says "Lobster", replacing the confusing misnomer "Vacationland".
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