Words from the Past
I've spent the last few days clearing space on my hard drive. That means going through countless files and word documents deleting itterations of resumes and cover letters. In the process I found this, a strange combination of dorm room and friend quotes and the gems of wisdom gleaned from beauty magazines and television shows.
“A boyfriend will leave you, but chocolate never will.” - common knowledge
“I’ve got to get to class. I’m running a little late and we’ve got a big presentation and…I should put on a bra!” -- Kate
“Don’t eat too many!”
“What’ll happen? I’ll explode?!”
“WORSE! It’ll go straight to your thighs…….and THEN you’ll explode!” - Sponge bob square pants
Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
A. Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
DO talk dirty. There is no man who will freak out over that--unless you're like, 'Hit me in the head with a toaster.-Glamour magazine
William-"That's not a very heroic thing to do"
Kate-"Who said I was a hero?"
William-
“Kate did you sell yourself for anime?”- Karen
“Have you felt Karen today?”- Kate
Why do men hate chick flicks? Because they suck. Ok, let me put that less negatively: because by and large, for the most part, they suck!"-Glamour Magazine
"Physics is hell"
"There's a total absence of God right there."
"I can just see Mo standing at the door to the test. 'Ok you can come in, but God you have to stay out there. There will be no love, comfort, support or divine intervention on this test!'" -- discussion at LSM the other night
“You’re DATING!?” - Chris at Cici’s B-day
“My Hokie Passport is in your ‘fridge” -- Carrie
“You’re not indestructible-you’re the one with the manic depressive cough.” - Kate
Kate -- “I guess it works in theory, but only if you’re friends are doing it too!”
Mary -- “Kinda like Communism”
“’MICHELLE?!?!’ sorry, it’s become my standard non-offensive expletive for most situations.”
“Other words, she [Kate] is not a furvert.” - Becca
“She’ll want food, she’ll want a domesticated house-pet, and she’ll probably want some ass.” -- Karen
Becca - “So I’m a cat?”
Karen - “Well you have your moods and get finky and leave, and then come back and expect to be cuddled.”
“You’re like Buster, only you use claws less. And for that I’m thankful.” - Kate
“The cat and a good vibrator-and I’m set.” - Kate
“Kate is not a pendulum. She doesn’t swing both ways at once.” -- Karen
Karen -- You can’t be labeled bi-sexual if you like stuffed animals.
Becca -- It makes her a bi-sexual furvert.
“Bi-sexual necrophilic furvert”
“You could just give Larom the head.” - William
“No make-up.”
“uh, no, you don’t mean that, you only think you mean that.”
-Sony and Carly on GH
“My computer’s a slut-it gets used by everyone” - Karen
"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants."--Thob'sile Dlamini
"We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say 'It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem. Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes."-Mr. Rogers
“Karen, was the U.S. involved in WWI?” ~ Carrie, spawn-er of LJWI
“I put on my bathrobe, I think that makes me pretty close to God.” ~ Kate
“Does it look like soup or like eeeeviiiil?” ~ Larom
“A woman with a sword, or any weapon really even an AK-47 is just sexy to me.” -Ty Pennington about Xena
There once was a girl named Kate
And Karen was her roommate.
Karen always missed Mass
And Kate wouldn't to go to class
So Karen packed her away in a crate.
"Remember that friends come and go, but you have to stay here. That's why they call it house arrest." ~ Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, Sunscreen Marketing Board
Chun Li is ... the subject of many disturbing renditions of her in various states of undress and distress. If Chun Li were real, however, she'd probably have something to say to the creators of these tributes, something along the lines of "AIEEEE! Death from above!" and then she'd kick them ‘till they called her mommy.
~book of ratings, street fighter 2 characters
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the crab cakes ain't bad either." ~the Scotsman, Samurai Jack
NO SNOWBALL Throwing is allowed (i.e University property)--the reason snowball fights are prohibited on Tech property... my god... they think they own the snow...
"You do not want to let a strange guy into your home, let alone your body, without vetting him first. Let's be clear: Your body is a temple. A nice, clean, hot, curvy temple, and non shall pass without proper clearance." Aisha Tyler
Hope you all enjoyed this Blast from the Past!!
“A boyfriend will leave you, but chocolate never will.” - common knowledge
“I’ve got to get to class. I’m running a little late and we’ve got a big presentation and…I should put on a bra!” -- Kate
“Don’t eat too many!”
“What’ll happen? I’ll explode?!”
“WORSE! It’ll go straight to your thighs…….and THEN you’ll explode!” - Sponge bob square pants
Q. What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
A. Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
DO talk dirty. There is no man who will freak out over that--unless you're like, 'Hit me in the head with a toaster.-Glamour magazine
William-"That's not a very heroic thing to do"
Kate-"Who said I was a hero?"
William-
“Kate did you sell yourself for anime?”- Karen
“Have you felt Karen today?”- Kate
Why do men hate chick flicks? Because they suck. Ok, let me put that less negatively: because by and large, for the most part, they suck!"-Glamour Magazine
"Physics is hell"
"There's a total absence of God right there."
"I can just see Mo standing at the door to the test. 'Ok you can come in, but God you have to stay out there. There will be no love, comfort, support or divine intervention on this test!'" -- discussion at LSM the other night
“You’re DATING!?” - Chris at Cici’s B-day
“My Hokie Passport is in your ‘fridge” -- Carrie
“You’re not indestructible-you’re the one with the manic depressive cough.” - Kate
Kate -- “I guess it works in theory, but only if you’re friends are doing it too!”
Mary -- “Kinda like Communism”
“’MICHELLE?!?!’ sorry, it’s become my standard non-offensive expletive for most situations.”
“Other words, she [Kate] is not a furvert.” - Becca
“She’ll want food, she’ll want a domesticated house-pet, and she’ll probably want some ass.” -- Karen
Becca - “So I’m a cat?”
Karen - “Well you have your moods and get finky and leave, and then come back and expect to be cuddled.”
“You’re like Buster, only you use claws less. And for that I’m thankful.” - Kate
“The cat and a good vibrator-and I’m set.” - Kate
“Kate is not a pendulum. She doesn’t swing both ways at once.” -- Karen
Karen -- You can’t be labeled bi-sexual if you like stuffed animals.
Becca -- It makes her a bi-sexual furvert.
“Bi-sexual necrophilic furvert”
“You could just give Larom the head.” - William
“No make-up.”
“uh, no, you don’t mean that, you only think you mean that.”
-Sony and Carly on GH
“My computer’s a slut-it gets used by everyone” - Karen
"The king says I am the cause of the world's problems because of my outfit. Never mind terrorism, government corruption, poverty and disease, it's me and my pants."--Thob'sile Dlamini
"We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say 'It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem. Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes."-Mr. Rogers
“Karen, was the U.S. involved in WWI?” ~ Carrie, spawn-er of LJWI
“I put on my bathrobe, I think that makes me pretty close to God.” ~ Kate
“Does it look like soup or like eeeeviiiil?” ~ Larom
“A woman with a sword, or any weapon really even an AK-47 is just sexy to me.” -Ty Pennington about Xena
There once was a girl named Kate
And Karen was her roommate.
Karen always missed Mass
And Kate wouldn't to go to class
So Karen packed her away in a crate.
"Remember that friends come and go, but you have to stay here. That's why they call it house arrest." ~ Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, Sunscreen Marketing Board
Chun Li is ... the subject of many disturbing renditions of her in various states of undress and distress. If Chun Li were real, however, she'd probably have something to say to the creators of these tributes, something along the lines of "AIEEEE! Death from above!" and then she'd kick them ‘till they called her mommy.
~book of ratings, street fighter 2 characters
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the crab cakes ain't bad either." ~the Scotsman, Samurai Jack
NO SNOWBALL Throwing is allowed (i.e University property)--the reason snowball fights are prohibited on Tech property... my god... they think they own the snow...
"You do not want to let a strange guy into your home, let alone your body, without vetting him first. Let's be clear: Your body is a temple. A nice, clean, hot, curvy temple, and non shall pass without proper clearance." Aisha Tyler
Hope you all enjoyed this Blast from the Past!!