An open letter to X-men
Dear X-men:
Now. I know you and I have a history. It's a really torrid affair involving a week home sick and an experimental channel that just played episodes of your old TV show (you know the one, where Wolverine wore yellow spandex and the pairing was Rogue/Gambit) over, and over again. And I devoured the shit out of it like a good little 8 year old, and drove my mom fucking bat shit with it, and got my little brother in on it.
And then there was X-men Evo, and I sorta shunned you because you were new and different, and you fucking disregarded Gambit for some stupid reason :| But that was okay. And the movies were okay. And we were fine, being old friends, who never spoke or called, but we always knew we were there for each other, if we needed.
...
But now. You come out. With the story I've been craving since I was that 8 year old home sick. You come out with the Magneto/Charles origin story, where we get to see them as friends. And I wanted you so badly because it's all I ever wanted. And I wanted the movie to be good, and at the same time I wanted it to suck because I didn't want to get excited over it and get the shit that was Origins thrown in my face (which btw, I have not watched because you FUCK UP ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FUCKING CHARACTERS YOU FUCKING WHORE >:|) but I watched the trailers, and I hoped. I hoped you did Magneto justice. I hoped you made him a good guy who is just different, the way he is and the way I always saw him, and I hoped, oh I really hoped you made Xavier a fucking dick.
Because let's not joke. Xavier is a dick :|
And when I went to see it (After reading the entire plot on Wiki because I refused to go in blind) I found that you HAD done it right. You had made a movie I could enjoy.
You included shit like:
and I was left sitting in my seat like O________O BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING EXCITED I WAS OVER THIS ENTIRE THING!
And then... you did something else. You included this:
And I fucking lost it. Lost it right into X-men fandom. Where I still fucking sit, tempted to write a fix-it fic or just SOMETHING BECAUSE OMG WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS :|
So thanks a lot X-men :|
And here I planned on spending all summer writing Suju fic.
Love- Me
(now if you excuse me I'm going to go do... Idk something xmen related, like make icons or read fic or write fic and it's all your fucking fault :| I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY! Okay I have now made a couple icons for myself :| I feel slightly better.)
Now. I know you and I have a history. It's a really torrid affair involving a week home sick and an experimental channel that just played episodes of your old TV show (you know the one, where Wolverine wore yellow spandex and the pairing was Rogue/Gambit) over, and over again. And I devoured the shit out of it like a good little 8 year old, and drove my mom fucking bat shit with it, and got my little brother in on it.
And then there was X-men Evo, and I sorta shunned you because you were new and different, and you fucking disregarded Gambit for some stupid reason :| But that was okay. And the movies were okay. And we were fine, being old friends, who never spoke or called, but we always knew we were there for each other, if we needed.
...
But now. You come out. With the story I've been craving since I was that 8 year old home sick. You come out with the Magneto/Charles origin story, where we get to see them as friends. And I wanted you so badly because it's all I ever wanted. And I wanted the movie to be good, and at the same time I wanted it to suck because I didn't want to get excited over it and get the shit that was Origins thrown in my face (which btw, I have not watched because you FUCK UP ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FUCKING CHARACTERS YOU FUCKING WHORE >:|) but I watched the trailers, and I hoped. I hoped you did Magneto justice. I hoped you made him a good guy who is just different, the way he is and the way I always saw him, and I hoped, oh I really hoped you made Xavier a fucking dick.
Because let's not joke. Xavier is a dick :|
And when I went to see it (After reading the entire plot on Wiki because I refused to go in blind) I found that you HAD done it right. You had made a movie I could enjoy.
You included shit like:
and I was left sitting in my seat like O________O BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING EXCITED I WAS OVER THIS ENTIRE THING!
And then... you did something else. You included this:
And I fucking lost it. Lost it right into X-men fandom. Where I still fucking sit, tempted to write a fix-it fic or just SOMETHING BECAUSE OMG WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS :|
So thanks a lot X-men :|
And here I planned on spending all summer writing Suju fic.
Love- Me
(now if you excuse me I'm going to go do... Idk something xmen related, like make icons or read fic or write fic and it's all your fucking fault :| I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY! Okay I have now made a couple icons for myself :| I feel slightly better.)