Lily and Jezzy Present: I'm on a Board(game)

[kayevelyn]

Jezzy: AW SHIT NIGGA. BOARD GAAAAAMES
Lily: GET YOUR PIECES READY
Jezzy: THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Lily: SHAWTY~

Jezzy: I'M ON A BOARD~
I'M ON A BOARD~
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' GAME

Lily: I'M ON A BOARD MOTHERFUCKER,
TAKE A LOOK AT ME,
STRAIGHT FLOWING PLAYING BOARD GAMES IN OUR LIVING ROOM.
BUSTING PASSED GO,
WHEELS TURNIN' ON THE CARDBOARD,
YOU CAN'T STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER,
CAUSE I'M ON A BOARD

Jezzy: ROLL THE DICE, BOYS,
I'M ON A BOARD, BITCH.
WE DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW 'CAUSE IT'S SO LATE.
I GOT MY D20S AND MY PARCHISI-IES.
I'M PWNING CLUE, YOU AT HOME STRAIGHT FAILING RISK.

Lily: I'M ROLLING ALL 20S,
HACKING AT THESE ORCS,
THEIR BLOOD IS FLYING,
GETTING THE PARTY ALL GUCKED,
BUT THIS AIN'T MIDDLE EARTH,
THIS IS JUST PRETEND,
I'M PLAYING BOARD GAMES MOTHERFUCKER,
DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

Jezzy: I'M ON A BOARD AAAAND
IT'S RLLY BADASS AAAAAAAND
I GOT A MONOPOLY THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAAAAN.
I'M THE 1337|-|4x0r, ON YOUR SCRABBLE, LIKE NEAT-O.
IF YOU SUNK MY SHIP, THEN YOU SURE PWNED ME-O.
GET THE FUCK UP.
THIS GAME IS REEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL~~~~~~

Lily: FUCK COMPS, I'M ON A BOARD MOTHERFUCKER,
FUCK NATURE, I ROCK CHANCE CARDS MOTHERFUCKER,
I'M IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE FAM, MOTHERFUCKER,
STEALING GRANDMA'S TOKENS MOTHERFUCKER

Jezzy: HEY, MA, CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
20 POINTS FROM THE WORDS "BROWN COW".
GONNA PLAY THIS GAME ON A RIDE SOMEHOW.
LIKE XKCD, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEE (SHAWTYY~)

Lily: YEAAAAH, NEVER THOUGH I'D BE THIS CLOSE,
TO GETTING RID OF MY K, Q AND Z,
HASBRO, LOOK AT ME NOW, ALL THE CHIPS IN,
NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY,
WHEN A BIG WIN COMING MY WAY,
BELIEVE ME WHAT I SAY I FUCKED MS. SCARLETT

Jezzy: YAYAAYAYAAAAAYAYAYAAAAAY~
I'M ON A BOARD
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME
'CAUSE I'M WINNING SEASIDE PROPERTY
Lily: I'M ON A BOARD
I'M ON A BOARD
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK
AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOARD

Jezzy's lines are better than mine hobviously XD