In a discussion about my breasts:

[kayevelyn]

Zach: I could probably use this space as a spare bedroom or somethin..
Zach: More than enough room...I should decorate..
Me: . . .
Me: don't make me kick you out
Zach: I'M PAYING MY RENT!
Me: . . .
Me: I really... don't know how to respond to that
Me: so I'm posting it in my LJ and hoping that Morgan or Jezzy or ANYONE can give me the proper words to say to that
Zach: Did I just make you speechless?
Me: ....yes
Me: yes you
Zach: lol
Me: did
Me: DAMMIT MY KEYBOARD SUCK!
Zach: lol
Me: SUCKS*

Zach: So, I can't pain but I can bring furniture, right?
Me: ...but I like pain
Zach: *paint
Zach: GODDDAMN KEYBOARD!
Me: LOL