30 Rock S04 E17
Tracy: You could play it off, but I know you are all secretly pissed because we finally have a black Disney princess.
Jenna: You know, there actually hasn't been a white princess since 1991.
Pete: Tiana, Mulan, Pocahontas, Jasmine. Wow, she's right!
Jenna: There are little blonde girls in this country who have no idea they can be beautiful. *everyone groans* That's why I started Jenna's Kids. It's a summer camp that teaches pretty blonde girls how to be mean. *claps*
*At a singles event*
Nancy: Come on Liz, every man in this room is single. Who do you wanna meet?
Liz: eeee..... nobody. I mean, that guy has a beard. Who knows what's under there. Tattoo guy, too promiscuous. T-shirt tucked into jeans....
Liz: pffffffftt
Liz: Oh that guy looks like he's just being mean to me.
Nancy: Gawd Liz you're so negative!
Liz: Aw... now you just sound like Jack.
Nancy: Hey I'm no relationship expert. But every time you say what you don't want, you sound like a cranky cow. And you're not that. You're smart and you're fun. So stop talking about what you don't want, and start figuring out what you do want. And then go get it.