AUGH
Oh, the joy of seeing an ENORMOUS FUCKING SPIDER on the ceiling in your closet and being too short and no possessed of any ladders so you CAN'T FUCKING KILL IT.
MAKE IT GO AWAY.
(See, spiders, as a rule, don't bother me too much, because in this part of the country, they're not going to be poisonous or anything, and they, y'know, eat other bugs. But still. VERY LARGE SPIDER. MY CEILING.)
MAKE IT GO AWAY.
(See, spiders, as a rule, don't bother me too much, because in this part of the country, they're not going to be poisonous or anything, and they, y'know, eat other bugs. But still. VERY LARGE SPIDER. MY CEILING.)