muse_academy [Week Fifteen] Muse Inquiries - Silly Questions
1. Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?
Ew. Gag me.
2. Shouldn't women earn bachelorette's degrees?
That's sexist. Don't invent a term just for women. Actors are actors, ya know? None of this actress crap.
3. If you have to ask if her boobs are real, does it really matter?
Not to me it doesn't.
4. Do the homeless have all the carts with functional wheels?
Not all homeless people have carts.
5. Can a person be scared "half to death" twice?
Yes, because, you know, nothing actually happened to you the first time.
6. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or suck him?
Neither. Please say "attacked".
7. Shouldn't the word "big" be ... bigger?
You would think so.
8. Were Third World countries unhappy before television?
...um, yes?
9. What if you finally "find yourself" and you're not that impressed?
Fix it.
10. Do you ever walk in and find your computer processing information? Are they plotting to overthrow us?
Computers shouldn't just be randomly chewing on info. If it is, then yes, I think you should be afraid.
11. What does "feng shui" mean in Chinese? Bull sh#$t?
Yes.
12. Are spells good worldwide, or do they lose power with distance?
I don't know, but I'll be sure to ask Queen Mab.
13. So male gynecologists never get erect?
They damn well better not while they're working. And if they do, you should find a new one.
14. Is it bad luck to run over a black cat to prevent it from crossing your path?
No, that's just murder.
15. Why does God put all of the brilliant brains inside ugly heads?
Ugly is subjective.
16. Billy Graham said that Heaven is "a neverending family reunion". Isn't Hell the same?
For certain families, like, oh...the Manson family.
17. Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
Because they're all fulla shit.
18. Do porn stars have undress rehearsals?
Probably. Unless they start out naked.
19. When your palm itches, it means you're supposed to get money. What does it mean when your butt itches?
Hemorrhoids.
20. If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
Haha they should.
Ew. Gag me.
2. Shouldn't women earn bachelorette's degrees?
That's sexist. Don't invent a term just for women. Actors are actors, ya know? None of this actress crap.
3. If you have to ask if her boobs are real, does it really matter?
Not to me it doesn't.
4. Do the homeless have all the carts with functional wheels?
Not all homeless people have carts.
5. Can a person be scared "half to death" twice?
Yes, because, you know, nothing actually happened to you the first time.
6. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or suck him?
Neither. Please say "attacked".
7. Shouldn't the word "big" be ... bigger?
You would think so.
8. Were Third World countries unhappy before television?
...um, yes?
9. What if you finally "find yourself" and you're not that impressed?
Fix it.
10. Do you ever walk in and find your computer processing information? Are they plotting to overthrow us?
Computers shouldn't just be randomly chewing on info. If it is, then yes, I think you should be afraid.
11. What does "feng shui" mean in Chinese? Bull sh#$t?
Yes.
12. Are spells good worldwide, or do they lose power with distance?
I don't know, but I'll be sure to ask Queen Mab.
13. So male gynecologists never get erect?
They damn well better not while they're working. And if they do, you should find a new one.
14. Is it bad luck to run over a black cat to prevent it from crossing your path?
No, that's just murder.
15. Why does God put all of the brilliant brains inside ugly heads?
Ugly is subjective.
16. Billy Graham said that Heaven is "a neverending family reunion". Isn't Hell the same?
For certain families, like, oh...the Manson family.
17. Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
Because they're all fulla shit.
18. Do porn stars have undress rehearsals?
Probably. Unless they start out naked.
19. When your palm itches, it means you're supposed to get money. What does it mean when your butt itches?
Hemorrhoids.
20. If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?
Haha they should.