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"Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars." Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, HST
My summer is dying a slow and painful death. Was it ever alive?
It's funny how you always have so much more to say when things are bad. I didn't write in my personal, paper-bound journal all year and have written about 20 pages in the last week, mostly bitching. I'm jealous of peole like Carly who get to start school tomorrow. I invite all of you who are starting classes to roll your eyes, but would you trade me?
Oh, fuck it. I'm going to have a party.
At least I'm not in Alaska. It's 35 degrees there. Andrew saved me the fall fashion section of the NYTimes. He knows me too well.
Things everyone needs from SkyMall, next time you're on an airplane:
- the world's largest write-on map mural and/or crossword puzzle
- solar powered cooling hat
- a pop-up hot dog cooker
- upside-down tomato garden
- filtering and aerating water fountain for "persnickety" cats (direct quote)
- a "Basho the Sumo Wrestler" sculpture
- a chocolate fountain, a la Prom 2004
My summer is dying a slow and painful death. Was it ever alive?
It's funny how you always have so much more to say when things are bad. I didn't write in my personal, paper-bound journal all year and have written about 20 pages in the last week, mostly bitching. I'm jealous of peole like Carly who get to start school tomorrow. I invite all of you who are starting classes to roll your eyes, but would you trade me?
Oh, fuck it. I'm going to have a party.
At least I'm not in Alaska. It's 35 degrees there. Andrew saved me the fall fashion section of the NYTimes. He knows me too well.
Things everyone needs from SkyMall, next time you're on an airplane:
- the world's largest write-on map mural and/or crossword puzzle
- solar powered cooling hat
- a pop-up hot dog cooker
- upside-down tomato garden
- filtering and aerating water fountain for "persnickety" cats (direct quote)
- a "Basho the Sumo Wrestler" sculpture
- a chocolate fountain, a la Prom 2004