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saturday.
dinner. weve been doing that a lot lately. im getting kinda sick of it, but the other 65 members of my family seem to love it. oh, the drama.
listened to my brother sing "i feel pretty. oh so pretty..." in the car, over and over again. then he rememberd the next verse, and when he started up with "i feel charming, oh so charming" i turned around and told him if he didnt shut up i was gonna open the sliding door and push him out. he just looked at me all serious and then said "MISter andersoonnn" EXACTLY like the guy in the movie. so i smacked him. and so my mom smacked me. the story of my freaking life.
then went to the lisanators. wow. i had so much fun. lisa, krystal, tim, and spencer. and me. woohoo.
we sat around, then went downstairs, sat around some more. went back upstairs for some more extreme sitting-around. went to walmart for some extreme walking-around. then went back to lisas and, yep, sat around, but this time--outside! it was kinda cool. i had a few laughs.
i still almost felt like i didnt belong there, though.
thankfully, i did not do any of the following:
fall down the stairs
trip and land on my face
break anything
say anything to give spencer insult material for the rest of my life
and i didnt get all pissy and mad like i usually do. though a "great" friend of mine said i complain too much. and told me to shut up. but there i go again so maybe he was right. damn i hate that.
its a squirrel! its a beaver! no! its a SQUEAVER! ohh look, theyre lighting their stuff on fire, how cute. no fondling zone. rub tims head, go on, feel it.
all i heard was "what if youre allergic to latex?" reply: "then im not gonna do it." i feel bad for the guy that has to set all these watches. "if i worked here, thatd be me." (hes so funny.)
yeah thats it. good times.
there it is.
dinner. weve been doing that a lot lately. im getting kinda sick of it, but the other 65 members of my family seem to love it. oh, the drama.
listened to my brother sing "i feel pretty. oh so pretty..." in the car, over and over again. then he rememberd the next verse, and when he started up with "i feel charming, oh so charming" i turned around and told him if he didnt shut up i was gonna open the sliding door and push him out. he just looked at me all serious and then said "MISter andersoonnn" EXACTLY like the guy in the movie. so i smacked him. and so my mom smacked me. the story of my freaking life.
then went to the lisanators. wow. i had so much fun. lisa, krystal, tim, and spencer. and me. woohoo.
we sat around, then went downstairs, sat around some more. went back upstairs for some more extreme sitting-around. went to walmart for some extreme walking-around. then went back to lisas and, yep, sat around, but this time--outside! it was kinda cool. i had a few laughs.
i still almost felt like i didnt belong there, though.
thankfully, i did not do any of the following:
fall down the stairs
trip and land on my face
break anything
say anything to give spencer insult material for the rest of my life
and i didnt get all pissy and mad like i usually do. though a "great" friend of mine said i complain too much. and told me to shut up. but there i go again so maybe he was right. damn i hate that.
its a squirrel! its a beaver! no! its a SQUEAVER! ohh look, theyre lighting their stuff on fire, how cute. no fondling zone. rub tims head, go on, feel it.
all i heard was "what if youre allergic to latex?" reply: "then im not gonna do it." i feel bad for the guy that has to set all these watches. "if i worked here, thatd be me." (hes so funny.)
yeah thats it. good times.
there it is.