yes, i am a housewife.

[kaybean]

today i went to the store. i bought:
1 pound of turkey sausage
1 bag of lettuce (the mix with romaine and baby spinach)
a box of wheat things
a box of ritz
4 ears of corn
2 bottles of salad dressing
the largest bottle of ketchup EVER (seriously, it's 2 1/2 pounds)

my total?

2.64.
i win.