"A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday."
Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans... That qualifies for the award, right, since he removed himself from the gene pool?
Leg... so sore... I crammed a sixty minute workout in forty, and boy oh boy, but it's a good pain; just don't ask me to run any stairs anytime soon.