HOW I ALMOST DIED...

[kay_sea]

Okay, today was that luncheon thing for the top 5 from every school. Kellie Webb didn't show up, so it was just Jon, Fritz, Phil, and I. Holy shit... and our principle drove. Let us count the times I could very well have lost my life: 1.) coming out of the parking lot, we went over the curb and squeeled the tires. 2.) Welter enters the wrong way in a McDonalds and attempts to go through the drive through the wrong way. 3.) When we go to pass a car, she doesn't look first and has to swerve suddenly back when she sees the uncoming vehicle in the other lane about like 4 feet in front of us. 5.) When she finally is clear... she pulls out and attempts to pass this semi AND school bus at once, Jon yells "watch out for the turkey", Welter speeds up to 93.2 miles per hour (Fritz checked her digital speed dial) and we side swipe the turkey as feathers fly past fritz's window. 6.) About a mile after the turkey incident, three deer are in a line straight across the highway, she doesn't decide to stop until about 15 feet from the frightened fawn, the euchre cards go flying. AND THAT WAS JUST ON THE WAY THERE. And, to let you know about how fast we were going down M-15, we made it from McDonalds (on Cass & M-15) to Sandusky in about 45 minutes. So, yeah, that was my day. Lol

Have a good one:

Kay Sea & The Sunshine Band