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DON’T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but really, ITS NOT. we tell our friends everything about everything. Never miss an opportunity to us that we are beautiful. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. If we slap you hard, you deserved it. Don't be afraid to touch us if you want to. If we're going out with you in the first place, it's because we like being in your arms. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of us are not offended by it...Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales. Most girls don't mind paying half of everything, but we do discuss these things with our friends. Realize that if you make us pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! Make sure we get home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping us off, walk us to the door. If you aren't dropping us off, call to be sure we're home safely. If a guy is bothering us, it is your right to beat the shit out of him. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull us closer. Go to a chick flick once in a while, we don't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. You're dead meat if you can't get along with our pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to our friends, Mr. Polite to our parents, and make sure to be nice to our animals. Don't flirt with our moms...that's just freaky. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so be understanding. If you don't like the way we drive, dont say anything about it. If you're officially dating , and you're introducing us to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend. Don't stress where you go for every date. we really only want to be with you. If we complain that something hurts, rub it for us without being asked. we are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Memorize our birthdays. You forget our birthday you're basically screwed for life. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. Don't give us something stupid for our birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
DON’T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but really, ITS NOT. we tell our friends everything about everything. Never miss an opportunity to us that we are beautiful. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. If we slap you hard, you deserved it. Don't be afraid to touch us if you want to. If we're going out with you in the first place, it's because we like being in your arms. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of us are not offended by it...Not all of us eat like birds, a lot of us can eat like whales. Most girls don't mind paying half of everything, but we do discuss these things with our friends. Realize that if you make us pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! Make sure we get home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping us off, walk us to the door. If you aren't dropping us off, call to be sure we're home safely. If a guy is bothering us, it is your right to beat the shit out of him. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull us closer. Go to a chick flick once in a while, we don't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. You're dead meat if you can't get along with our pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to our friends, Mr. Polite to our parents, and make sure to be nice to our animals. Don't flirt with our moms...that's just freaky. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make us feel like shit, so be understanding. If you don't like the way we drive, dont say anything about it. If you're officially dating , and you're introducing us to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce us as your girlfriend. Don't stress where you go for every date. we really only want to be with you. If we complain that something hurts, rub it for us without being asked. we are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Memorize our birthdays. You forget our birthday you're basically screwed for life. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. Don't give us something stupid for our birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond