I keep visiting North Korea.
For some reason, I keep having recurring dreams that I'm in North Korea. Kim Jong-Il is usually also prominently featured.
This time, I was in a hallway talking to officials. It seemed like I was stuck there or got there by accident and was concerned that I would not be allowed to leave. They assured me I would not be tortured or executed and were very friendly. My parents were also there with me.
The officials left and came back with an invitation to go on a weekend vacation with Kim Jong-Il via train. We were nervous but accepted.
We were taken via train to a house and sat in a green-walled room. There were nice couches and hors d'oeuvres. We spent most of the time watching TV. KJI sat on the far end of the couch. A couple officials were there as well.
My dad approached KJI and began to get into a discussion of world events. This made me very nervous, as I expected any disagreement to result in our arrest. Sure enough, a disagreement ensued and KJI turned to me and told me that "There is a very unreasonable man." or something like that. I explained some bullshit like, "He always gets that way when meeting new people." KJI repeated his statement. The situation seemed to dissipate.
I went into an adjacent room and three lovely NK women came out. I was to select one to 'entertain' me. I chose the second hottest one because she had more spunk. I think we really had a connection.
This time, I was in a hallway talking to officials. It seemed like I was stuck there or got there by accident and was concerned that I would not be allowed to leave. They assured me I would not be tortured or executed and were very friendly. My parents were also there with me.
The officials left and came back with an invitation to go on a weekend vacation with Kim Jong-Il via train. We were nervous but accepted.
We were taken via train to a house and sat in a green-walled room. There were nice couches and hors d'oeuvres. We spent most of the time watching TV. KJI sat on the far end of the couch. A couple officials were there as well.
My dad approached KJI and began to get into a discussion of world events. This made me very nervous, as I expected any disagreement to result in our arrest. Sure enough, a disagreement ensued and KJI turned to me and told me that "There is a very unreasonable man." or something like that. I explained some bullshit like, "He always gets that way when meeting new people." KJI repeated his statement. The situation seemed to dissipate.
I went into an adjacent room and three lovely NK women came out. I was to select one to 'entertain' me. I chose the second hottest one because she had more spunk. I think we really had a connection.