"Hey, you've reached Charlie Kawalsky. If this stupid phone is working, leave a message with who you are and how I can get a hold of you and I'll call you back. Unless I don't like you, then you're pretty much on your own, pal."
Beep.
"The person you are trying to call is out of range. Please leave a message or try again later."
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