*flail*
So trying to go home for Thanksgiving on Tuesday at a decent hour.... Evidently bad, and for the following reasons:
1.) a very drunk old man will attempt to kiss you, get you to pay him for sex, mess with your gas pump, and after repeated refusals, will continue to stare at your completely covered chest while he tells you that he'll find someone else with four beautiful blue eyes
2.) you will get a flat tire before you reach the connector
3.) the air pump at the gas station that you reach will be out of order
4.) your trunk will be full of stuff that you were taking home, so your donut spare will be buried
5.) a fabulous friend will drive you to NTB, only to have to wait with you an hour while your tire is fixed
6.) having been thoroughly wigged out by creepy drunk man in point 1, you will have left your debit card on the passenger seat of your car. You now owe said fabulous friend big time
7.) your monthlies will hit whilst you are completely unprepared for them
On the plus side, Will is awesome, sushi was yummy, I'm finally home, I'm clean, I have slept, and I have all kinds of new makeup from BE. I think it balances ^_^
1.) a very drunk old man will attempt to kiss you, get you to pay him for sex, mess with your gas pump, and after repeated refusals, will continue to stare at your completely covered chest while he tells you that he'll find someone else with four beautiful blue eyes
2.) you will get a flat tire before you reach the connector
3.) the air pump at the gas station that you reach will be out of order
4.) your trunk will be full of stuff that you were taking home, so your donut spare will be buried
5.) a fabulous friend will drive you to NTB, only to have to wait with you an hour while your tire is fixed
6.) having been thoroughly wigged out by creepy drunk man in point 1, you will have left your debit card on the passenger seat of your car. You now owe said fabulous friend big time
7.) your monthlies will hit whilst you are completely unprepared for them
On the plus side, Will is awesome, sushi was yummy, I'm finally home, I'm clean, I have slept, and I have all kinds of new makeup from BE. I think it balances ^_^