SHROOM!
so I hear this story from Elaine and Rula... Their sister's friends were on mushrooms in SanFran and everywhere they went they saw a garden gnome. So they decide to pick it up and put it in the trunk. And when they get home they lock it in the bathroom. The next day they wake up and unlock the bathroom and find a little boy in there. Turns out that they kidnapped a little boy and now they're awaiting trial... omg.