It might have been witchcraft that made my noose fit bad.
I am a fucking devious genius. I may have mentioned before that Lance does not listen to music. Seriously, he does not enjoy it. What I wasn't aware of is how much he actually dislikes it. I am sitting in back trying to enjoy my delicious whopper from burger king today and lance walks back to disrupt my savory silence by ranting to me. I ignore him and instead of taking a hint he pulls up a chair. This I would not stand for. Then I remembered the music thing. I pull out the rokr and start playing Atmosphere. I guess he has a particular hatred for rap because as soon as Slug came over the speakers he stood up and walked right out of the back room. I thought maybe it was a fluke but I have just tested it several times. As soon as the music plays he leaves everytime.
I have a weapon now, and I will not hesitate to fire.
I have a weapon now, and I will not hesitate to fire.