It's 9:16, do you know where your sales associates are?
I do, they're at home in nice comfortably warm beds while I'm here dealing with cracktards.
Dear crazy girl,
No, I do not remember you in the least bit. I don't even remember going to the library this past month let alone talking to you there. Stop staring at me with expecting eyes like you think I'm going to ask you out on a date or something. I'm not.
Also, if you are trying to get me interested in talking to you then you'd better start talking about getting a new cell phone. and stop doing that girly lean over the counter and show off my rack thing, it's not working. In fact I think I may have to ask you to wipe down the glass before you leave if you persist.
You lose.
Now if you don't mind,and even if you do, I'm going to go talk to the old fat guy looking at the camcorders. He comes into stores to buy stuff, not to disturb people.
Dear crazy girl,
No, I do not remember you in the least bit. I don't even remember going to the library this past month let alone talking to you there. Stop staring at me with expecting eyes like you think I'm going to ask you out on a date or something. I'm not.
Also, if you are trying to get me interested in talking to you then you'd better start talking about getting a new cell phone. and stop doing that girly lean over the counter and show off my rack thing, it's not working. In fact I think I may have to ask you to wipe down the glass before you leave if you persist.
You lose.
Now if you don't mind,and even if you do, I'm going to go talk to the old fat guy looking at the camcorders. He comes into stores to buy stuff, not to disturb people.