Gotta get away, get away from all of my mistakes

Feb 09, 2006 22:20

Tomorrow night (friday the 10th) Canada, Windsor, Booze, probably strippers, definitely drunk Windsor girls, Booze, Pizza Pizza, Booze, Irish music, drunken debauchery and so much more. Thats right folks it's time once again for...

Guys Night out in Canada!
Be there, Be Drunk or Be a Pussy!

* Kaveh takes no responsibility for the actions of himself or any members of his party on "Guys Night out in Canada". Any and all phone calls made or recieved by Kaveh or any members of his party are exempt from resentment and will not be admitted as evidence in a court of any kind and cannot be used to withhold sex. (yes that means you and don't act like you havn't been reading my LJ). Any members of "Guys Night out in Canada" are responsible for providing both cash and personal identification suitable for border crossing and bar admission as well as drinks. Kaveh is not responsible for being your goddamn father so wear a fucking coat since you know it will be cold out. If any member of GNOIC is by chance retarded enough to bring a  member of the opposite sex around Kaveh while he has been drinking that person forfeits any and all rights to hold a grudge if Kaveh A: sexually harasses said female B: takes said female home C: fathers a race of charming little persians unto said female. D: decides said female is a fucking whore and makes said female cry and or "accidentally" spills beer on said females chest area.
Any other rules and retrictions subject to ammendment and installment by Kaveh and or member of recognized rank in GNOIC. May be required to Buy Kaveh a Drink.
Some restrictions apply must be of legal drinking age in Windsor official announcement of the GNOIC.

Seriously you guys, Booze and Babes okay? Don't be fucking lame.

To get on Board with Guys night out in Canada give my cell phone a call (586) 484-0376. Hell, call my work number if you have to (517) 548-2330.

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