Ain't nothing on the air waving the hatred we feel

Jan 24, 2006 08:47

I swear to god if the fucking dish rep shows up at my store today I will fucking kill myself. Or him, I havn't really decided which yet.

Last time he came here I was outside with the mega-phone harassing customers in the plaza and pulling people into the store. He thought this was awesome and decided he was going to set up a table and sell dish all fucking day. He also thought he had mega-phone skills and tried to promote dish outside.

When I do that it is awesome and fucking hilarious and cute, when he does that he makes the forty year old virgin look like Hefner. That dork actually drove some of my customers away. I think I will kill him.

Who the hell is going to miss him?

shit, it's after nine and I didn't realize it. I better go unlock the door and turn on the lights in the store.
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