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Jan 12, 2006 17:12

My favorite scene at RS today-

Matt- well ma'am it appears that it is not the battery that is wron with the cordless phone, it's a handset malfunction, here's a new handset.

Lady- great, nhow what about all the numbers that I had saved on that thing?

Matt- well, unfortunatly they are gone now.

Lady- What do you mean they are gone?!

Matt- see, the battery is what powers the memory function. When you removed the battery from the phone you removed the numbers from it's memory.

Lady- Fine, then I want my old battery back!

Matt- I don't understand ma'am. why would you want a used battery in a new phone?

Lady- Because that battery has my numbers in it damnit!

please note this lady was completely serious. She actually thought the phone somehow saved memory into the fucking battery! I swear the characters we get in our store dumbfound even me.
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