I found the folder C:\Source, which looked important.

Inside, I found a folder named "Marmalade," which was empty, and another folder named "MonthlyData," which contained a file called "StuffLikeCheese.txt," which was also empty.

I giggled, then deleted them all.

when they failed to expand from their original concept for Beggin Strips as expressed in their TV ad.

Why not

Humans Don't Know It's Not Candy?
Tweens Don't Know It's Not Counterculture?
Dogs Don't Know It's Not Mastercard?

Just think of the savings.