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Oct 24, 2012 21:59

Google Ads just suggested I might like to visit this site on Scottish Gaelic Poetry.

I'm feeling pleasantly sophisticated.  Suave, even.  Extravagant.  Well-read.  A person of refined upbringing, me.  It's the sort of an ad I would want someone to inconspicuously notice as relevant to my recent searches. "Oh," I'd remark casually with a dismissive flick of my wrist. "It's just something I've been reading lately. It's a bit of an interesting read, mind you, dear."

And of course, it's the relevant text ads on discount leather bondage from that one time I went looking that people seem to inconspicuously notice.

Oh Universe, why must you embarrass me so.
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