((The Pick-12-Characters Meme))
If you don't know the rules, you can view them HERE
That said, I took most of the characters in NP and randomized them, pulling them out of... well, not a hat, but a cauldron (plastic cauldron, mind you). WOOT.
Ok, so list one is not entirely random, as I inserted Amaury by choice, but I swear it's coincidence that Jaegar appears in both lists. XD
List 1
One: Amaury Oniyama
Two: Remy Cowan
Three: Alex Departie
Four: John Levitz
Five: Logan Maladroit
Six: Charlie Pace
Seven: Dakota Rylander
Eight: Mackenzie Wickham
Nine: Lethe Noire
Ten: Gerry Flave
Eleven: Jaegar Katzenkaiser
Twelve: Lucas Longshore
Have you ever read a Charlie Pace/Jaegar fic? Do you want to? Um... nooooo, but uh... you know me. I'd read anything with Jaegar in it. XD
Do you think John is hot? How hot? Oh sure, aren't we all? ;D
What would happen if Lucas got Kenzie pregnant? The all female Slytherin quartet would have to find a new counterpart.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Lethe? Eh, ask Mandy. XD
Would Remy and Charlie Pace make a good couple? Darned if I know. It would probably be funny at least.
Logan/Lethe or Logan/Gerry? Why? Eeeeeeewwwww, eewwww no! NO. They're both bad!!
What would happen if Dakota walked in on Remy and Lucas having sex? Hmm, let's see... well, I guess that rumor about Lucas would be confirmed. ;P
Make up a summary for a Alex D/Gerry fic. Nekkid detention, the next installment.
Is there any such thing as Amaury/Kenzie fluff? It... could... happen... maybe. o.o;; I'm sure Amaury could impose fluff.
Suggest a title for a Dakota/Lucas hurt/comfort fic. How about when pigs fly. Oh wait, pigs do fly. How about when Hell freezes over.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted John to deflower Amaury? >.> Something classic, and I'm not thinking about it any harder than that!
Does anyone on your friends list read Dakota slash? No. Or at least, I hope not.
Does anyone on your friends list read Alex D het? Possibly?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Jaegar? Oh yes, but you knew that.
Would anyone on your friends list write Remy/John/Logan? Sure, why not. I think Mandy would try anything once. ;P
What might Gerry scream at a moment of great passion? Incoherent nothings.
If you wrote a song-fic about Kenzie, which song would you choose? >.> I wouldn't write a song-fic.
If you wrote a Amaury/Charlie Pace/Lucas fic, what would the warnings be? Extreme goofy gayness? I mean really. Probably diapers, too.
What might be a good pick-up line for Remy to use on Gerry? Hey, nice flowers. Oh wait, that's another ship! ;P
When was the last time you read a fic about Logan? I'm in the process of writing one. :D
What is Charlie Pace's super-sekrit kink? HE'S DEAD!! OMG!
Would Jaegar shag Lethe? Drunk or sober? NO and NO! NO, MANDY!!
If Alex D and Dakota get together, who tops? Alex. *yawn*
"Amaury and Lethe are in a happy relationship until Lethe suddenly runs off with John. Amaury, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jaegar and a brief unhappy affair with Lucas, then follows the wise advice of Logan and finds true love with Alex D." The Adventures of Gay Amaury? We all know it's his specialty. I wouldn't put it past either Jean or Mandy to write something like this. XD By the way, that hot one-night stand: it takes place on a Thursday.
How would you feel if Dakota/Kenzie was canon? I'd feel guilty about using Colin as a punching bag. :] But I'd still do it. (gotta get my workout somehow, thanks for the sacrifice, Colin)
List 2
One: Seungri Byul
Two: Colin Mayfield
Three: Max Mondragon
Four: Suzanne Campbell
Five: Ethan Tibble
Six: Reggie Chandler
Seven: Gillichu Chandler
Eight: Jaegar Katzenkaiser
Nine: Pimento Pepper
Ten: Cassie Carys
Eleven: Zak Reso
Twelve: Tim Ashford
Have you ever read a Reggie/Zak fic? Do you want to? No and No, thankyouverymuch.
Do you think Suzy is hot? How hot? Oh yeah, about as hot as a creampuff.
What would happen if Tim got Jaegar pregnant? I'd cry and blame Mandy.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Pimento? Oh sure, plenty.
Would Colin and Reggie make a good couple? As long as they don't interact.
Ethan/Pimento or Ethan/Cassie? Why? Ethan/Cassie!! BECAUSE PIMENTO IS TAKEN. (Wow, they're all firsties, yay for non-squickness)
What would happen if Gillichu walked in on Colin and Tim having sex? I think he'd join them. ;P
Make up a summary for a Max/Cassie fic. Bah. I don't know either of them too well, but gee, two cute little firsties? It'd probably be fluff.
Is there any such thing as Seungri/Jaegar fluff? Yeah. Insane fluff. Kinda like dust bunny farms.
Suggest a title for a Gillichu/Tim hurt/comfort fic. Uh, ask Mandy, hasn't she written one already?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Suzy to deflower Seungri? Um, no.
Does anyone on your friends list read Gillichu slash? Ho ho ho. I don't think I even need to answer that.
Does anyone on your friends list read Max het? I suppose not.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Zak? Yep. :3 We're still waiting on that picture, Jean!
Would anyone on your friends list write Colin/Suzy/Ethan? Like I said, I think Mandy would try anything once.
What might Cassie scream at a moment of great passion? Wheee~! X3
If you wrote a song-fic about Jaegar, which song would you choose? The I Like My Nose song from kindergarten. OMG, no one will find that funny except meeee. XD
If you wrote a Seungri/Reggie/Tim fic, what would the warnings be? Ew. The warning would be to not read it.
What might be a good pick-up line for Colin to use on Cassie? ...
When was the last time you read a fic about Ethan? I haven't.
What is Reggie's super-sekrit kink? Lethe. ;P
Would Zak shag Pimento? Drunk or sober? I sure hope not!
If Max and Gillichu get together, who tops? Max, Gillichu wouldn't have the guts.
"Seungri and Pimento are in a happy relationship until Pimento suddenly runs off with Suzy. Seungri, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Zak and a brief unhappy affair with Tim, then follows the wise advice of Ethan and finds true love with Max." Loli Complex, eww. EW.
How would you feel if Gillichu/Jaegar was canon? O__O I think my random cauldron wasn't so random. I swear, it must have cheated! *snickle*
That said, I took most of the characters in NP and randomized them, pulling them out of... well, not a hat, but a cauldron (plastic cauldron, mind you). WOOT.
Ok, so list one is not entirely random, as I inserted Amaury by choice, but I swear it's coincidence that Jaegar appears in both lists. XD
List 1
One: Amaury Oniyama
Two: Remy Cowan
Three: Alex Departie
Four: John Levitz
Five: Logan Maladroit
Six: Charlie Pace
Seven: Dakota Rylander
Eight: Mackenzie Wickham
Nine: Lethe Noire
Ten: Gerry Flave
Eleven: Jaegar Katzenkaiser
Twelve: Lucas Longshore
Have you ever read a Charlie Pace/Jaegar fic? Do you want to? Um... nooooo, but uh... you know me. I'd read anything with Jaegar in it. XD
Do you think John is hot? How hot? Oh sure, aren't we all? ;D
What would happen if Lucas got Kenzie pregnant? The all female Slytherin quartet would have to find a new counterpart.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Lethe? Eh, ask Mandy. XD
Would Remy and Charlie Pace make a good couple? Darned if I know. It would probably be funny at least.
Logan/Lethe or Logan/Gerry? Why? Eeeeeeewwwww, eewwww no! NO. They're both bad!!
What would happen if Dakota walked in on Remy and Lucas having sex? Hmm, let's see... well, I guess that rumor about Lucas would be confirmed. ;P
Make up a summary for a Alex D/Gerry fic. Nekkid detention, the next installment.
Is there any such thing as Amaury/Kenzie fluff? It... could... happen... maybe. o.o;; I'm sure Amaury could impose fluff.
Suggest a title for a Dakota/Lucas hurt/comfort fic. How about when pigs fly. Oh wait, pigs do fly. How about when Hell freezes over.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted John to deflower Amaury? >.> Something classic, and I'm not thinking about it any harder than that!
Does anyone on your friends list read Dakota slash? No. Or at least, I hope not.
Does anyone on your friends list read Alex D het? Possibly?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Jaegar? Oh yes, but you knew that.
Would anyone on your friends list write Remy/John/Logan? Sure, why not. I think Mandy would try anything once. ;P
What might Gerry scream at a moment of great passion? Incoherent nothings.
If you wrote a song-fic about Kenzie, which song would you choose? >.> I wouldn't write a song-fic.
If you wrote a Amaury/Charlie Pace/Lucas fic, what would the warnings be? Extreme goofy gayness? I mean really. Probably diapers, too.
What might be a good pick-up line for Remy to use on Gerry? Hey, nice flowers. Oh wait, that's another ship! ;P
When was the last time you read a fic about Logan? I'm in the process of writing one. :D
What is Charlie Pace's super-sekrit kink? HE'S DEAD!! OMG!
Would Jaegar shag Lethe? Drunk or sober? NO and NO! NO, MANDY!!
If Alex D and Dakota get together, who tops? Alex. *yawn*
"Amaury and Lethe are in a happy relationship until Lethe suddenly runs off with John. Amaury, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jaegar and a brief unhappy affair with Lucas, then follows the wise advice of Logan and finds true love with Alex D." The Adventures of Gay Amaury? We all know it's his specialty. I wouldn't put it past either Jean or Mandy to write something like this. XD By the way, that hot one-night stand: it takes place on a Thursday.
How would you feel if Dakota/Kenzie was canon? I'd feel guilty about using Colin as a punching bag. :] But I'd still do it. (gotta get my workout somehow, thanks for the sacrifice, Colin)
List 2
One: Seungri Byul
Two: Colin Mayfield
Three: Max Mondragon
Four: Suzanne Campbell
Five: Ethan Tibble
Six: Reggie Chandler
Seven: Gillichu Chandler
Eight: Jaegar Katzenkaiser
Nine: Pimento Pepper
Ten: Cassie Carys
Eleven: Zak Reso
Twelve: Tim Ashford
Have you ever read a Reggie/Zak fic? Do you want to? No and No, thankyouverymuch.
Do you think Suzy is hot? How hot? Oh yeah, about as hot as a creampuff.
What would happen if Tim got Jaegar pregnant? I'd cry and blame Mandy.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Pimento? Oh sure, plenty.
Would Colin and Reggie make a good couple? As long as they don't interact.
Ethan/Pimento or Ethan/Cassie? Why? Ethan/Cassie!! BECAUSE PIMENTO IS TAKEN. (Wow, they're all firsties, yay for non-squickness)
What would happen if Gillichu walked in on Colin and Tim having sex? I think he'd join them. ;P
Make up a summary for a Max/Cassie fic. Bah. I don't know either of them too well, but gee, two cute little firsties? It'd probably be fluff.
Is there any such thing as Seungri/Jaegar fluff? Yeah. Insane fluff. Kinda like dust bunny farms.
Suggest a title for a Gillichu/Tim hurt/comfort fic. Uh, ask Mandy, hasn't she written one already?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Suzy to deflower Seungri? Um, no.
Does anyone on your friends list read Gillichu slash? Ho ho ho. I don't think I even need to answer that.
Does anyone on your friends list read Max het? I suppose not.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Zak? Yep. :3 We're still waiting on that picture, Jean!
Would anyone on your friends list write Colin/Suzy/Ethan? Like I said, I think Mandy would try anything once.
What might Cassie scream at a moment of great passion? Wheee~! X3
If you wrote a song-fic about Jaegar, which song would you choose? The I Like My Nose song from kindergarten. OMG, no one will find that funny except meeee. XD
If you wrote a Seungri/Reggie/Tim fic, what would the warnings be? Ew. The warning would be to not read it.
What might be a good pick-up line for Colin to use on Cassie? ...
When was the last time you read a fic about Ethan? I haven't.
What is Reggie's super-sekrit kink? Lethe. ;P
Would Zak shag Pimento? Drunk or sober? I sure hope not!
If Max and Gillichu get together, who tops? Max, Gillichu wouldn't have the guts.
"Seungri and Pimento are in a happy relationship until Pimento suddenly runs off with Suzy. Seungri, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Zak and a brief unhappy affair with Tim, then follows the wise advice of Ethan and finds true love with Max." Loli Complex, eww. EW.
How would you feel if Gillichu/Jaegar was canon? O__O I think my random cauldron wasn't so random. I swear, it must have cheated! *snickle*