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May 08, 2008 16:55

I just chased a wild bunny out of my apartment. It took a swiffer, a box, a shoe and a lot of praying that there isn't bunny pee or poop hidden somewhere.

He got down on our patio (which has cement walls about 4 feet high) and couldn't get back up. I noticed because something kept hitting the door out there. So from the living room side I peeked out and saw ... BUNNY! and without thinking, opened the door to try and put a box out there for him to jump up on for freedom..

...and he ran in the open door. And into the kitchen, then under the couch, then in the corner, then back into the kitchen... all the while, I have the front door open and am trying to herd him out so he can bunnyhop up the stairs to freedom. Because of course he's not letting me near enough to touch him or anything. I tried herding him into a box so I could carry him outside, but he was having none of that.. so finally I poked near him with the handle end of a swiffer, startled him by tossing a shoe behind him, and herded him out the door that way.

Herding bunnies is harder than herding cats. So I'm praying for no bunny pee or poop anywhere.
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