Болгарская Фабрика звезд (не без Фили) - Кен Ли

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Может, это уже и старая тема, но впервые я увидела ЭТО в Болгарии, а потом эта песня стала чуть ли не нашим гимном в Сербии:) Есть еще и продолжение, уже не говоря о всяческих ремиксах запускаемых на дискотеках.

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почерпнул в Абсурдопедии :-)

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When discussing Bulgarian music, one must also mention chalga, which, although not really music, is the most popular musical genre in the country. It could be described as soft porn with vocal accompaniment, since the performers are mostly women, consisting of more silicone than flesh, and some gay men, consisting of more hair gel than body hair. Being gay is a plus, being a gypsy is a plus, and being a gay gypsy can guarantee you immediate success. For a female, having extremely large fake breasts is absolutely all that's needed to become a Chalga super star. In short, chalga is the ultimate proof of Bulgarians' inherent masochism.

The more extreme variations of Chalga (Turbo Chalga, Kuchek) performed by gypsies, are to Bulgaria what gangsta nigga rap is to the USA. Entertainment for people with the brain of a teletubby, or medical treatment for the clinically deaf. Turbo chalga performers all tend to wear silken reddish (olive greenish) suits made in China, towelly socks, mullet haircuts and "knitten" shoes made in Greece and costing up to 3 euros per kilogram.

Usually each "kuchek" song starts by a short introduction in Turkish or Gypsy language, briefly describing the beauties of a girl with large breasts and of unknown parents. The intro is followed by a melodic tune, which extends to more than 6-7 minutes, interrupted only by occasional happy shouts and long solo clarinet performances. Such music can only be consumed along with criminal amounts of alcohol.

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