Being, as I am, a lover of both classic literature and celeb gossip mags, my colleague just sent me the below article (she read it and thought of me : ) ). It made me giggle and so I thought I'd share:
What would Jane Austen have made of the micro-management of Wayne and Coleen's big day? Note for the non-Brits: In case you don't know who Wayne and Coleen are, he plays for Manchester United and she shops for a living (and ok, models and does some TV presenting). Think the Beckhams; only he's not attractive and she's more normal (she has curves!)
Here's her wikipedia entry.