Writer's Block: Spoilers Below the Cut

[katypaty]

EVERYONE DIES IN THE END OF HARRY POTTER 
IT'S ONE HUGE FUCKING MASSACRE I SWEAR 
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. *starts singing songs from Dr Dolittle*

AND, SHE IS NOT ALIVE, SO STOP SINGING 
THAT SONG. SHE FELL INTO THE FIRE PIT 
AND IT WAS FUNNY.

Yeah, I have not had fo- five cartons of apple juice today! Plus I funkin' love Still Alive. <3

Comments

[muko]

!!!
The end of HP made me so angry =|
I will never be the same.

[katypaty]

I know exactly what you mean!! I was like "WTF HARRY AND SEVERUS SHOULD'VE ENDED UP TOGETHER AND WHAT TONKS AND REMUS DEAD NOOOO" and then a lot of screaming. I threw the book. *giggle*

I only read about half of it, and it made very little sense. i found the rest out online. xD

[muko]

I was most angry at Fred's death
ಠ - ಠ

[katypaty]

UGH yeaah! How could she?! And then there's his poor twin who's left minus a bit of ear! (or was that someone else >_>)

In general, it didn't make us happy. We could make up our own ending? ;D

[muko]

"...AND THEN VOLDEMORT DECIDED THAT FIGHTING WAS WRONG. THE DEATH EATERS AND THE GOOD GUYS MADE A TRUCE, AND THEY HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF HOT SEX TOGETHER FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. ESPECIALLY SEVERUS AND LUCIUS. OH, AND PS. SIRIUS CAME BACK WITH SIX VEGAS WIVES"

[katypaty]

*jaw drop* AND YOU SAY YOU'RE NO GOOD AT WRITING FICS.

Lucius and Severus = FUUU- *nose explosion*

OH OH and Harry like walking in on them and then getting him to be a part of it! OH GAWD I'm hyper. 8D

That is such a Sirius thing to do. LOL YES THE WEIRD SILVERY ARCHWAY WAS A TUNNEL TO VEGAS AND YOU GET LANDED DOWN ON SOMEBODY'S LAP.

[muko]

It all makes sense now 8'D This is the way it was supposed to be!

[katypaty]

YES!! OH CRAP.

*twitches* Must. Not. Write. Alternate. Ending. *TWIIITCH OF DOOM.*

*maniacally typing now* I can't seem to stay with one fic! *hits forehead and writes five at once*

[muko]

You, Miss, are talented. Just like Gin 8D

[katypaty]

Why thank you! I have this one document which is always open, and it has the list of fics I have to write, plus prompts and stuff, so I went in there, and wrote this, brace yourself;

OMG OMG HARRY POTTER ENDING REWRITE right so Sirius ended up in Vegas and loved it there and stayed and got six Vegas wives, Voldemort went OH FUCK THIS SHIT I just wanna be a mummy and had lots of kittens , yep he turned fluffy and then Lucius and Severus got it on because NO ONE DIED and then Harry walks in and they end up being a threesome, all getting’ married together and having hot dirty sex

And I need to be cut off now. XD

[muko]

...
<3

[katypaty]

:D It's amazing. When you reply, you seem to have discovered me while I seem to be drunk when in fact I'm just up late. 8D I dun get dwunk yew see.