...Why am I a week ahead of everyone else?
Yes, I realize that I could just go up and change the date...
But I prefer to be from the future. Damn, I'm basically Michael J. Fox
So, anyway....not too much going on with me this week...except...
1. My rabbit just got caught trying to sneak into my room and is now giving me a look..well, was two seconds ago...of complete disgust as he is in the captivity of my mother's hand...he's definitely going to deliver the fatal bunny-slice-kill tonight when I fall asleep.
2. I get my huge ass paycheck on wednesday!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO...T. I thought the T was better as an after-thought...just thought I'd throw that out there...But anyway, I'm buying like a million cds..*girlish squeal*...it's going to be awesome, I can't wait. 14 hour shifts suck while they are occurring...but on payday they fucking ROCK. lol I might have gotten overtime time too...EEEP!
3. I have to go to work tomorrow...and clean? I'm so confused...and I'm there all by myself AGAIN...do you have any idea how boring it is to be at Hueston Woods for just four hours by yourself? I was about to pull a "the shining" on that bistard (bitch/bastard). Oh well...money is money...
4. I'm bored with my hair...VERY BORED... SO THERE. So, I think I'm going to shave it all off and join a cult. Eh? .....EH? OR START A CULT. I could be Imo, the fearless leader who worships cardboard Gods...*clenches fist* that would be SWEET. (I don't know why I clenched my fist)
5. I'm becoming a plastic cup.
6. I lied and said I was becoming a plastic cup.
7. I repented.
8. Going to start looking at a new cell phone...I can't stand the ghetto voice on my phone every time I run out of minutes-"Yo, ya do not have enough minutes to complete this cizzall...dog.."
I'm just joking...sorta...but not really.
9. I have two sociology papers, an english paper, two speech assignments, and a speech due this week...and I'll probably do absolutely none of it. Oh well, I can always become...a...umm...yeah...dog...walker....or whisperer....riiiiiight....
10. I'm going to buy a donkey...JUST KIDDING, I'm only renting it.
11. I lied again.
Ok, I'm done....when you get to point 12, bad shit goes down yo. I don't play...I don't play.
But I prefer to be from the future. Damn, I'm basically Michael J. Fox
So, anyway....not too much going on with me this week...except...
1. My rabbit just got caught trying to sneak into my room and is now giving me a look..well, was two seconds ago...of complete disgust as he is in the captivity of my mother's hand...he's definitely going to deliver the fatal bunny-slice-kill tonight when I fall asleep.
2. I get my huge ass paycheck on wednesday!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO...T. I thought the T was better as an after-thought...just thought I'd throw that out there...But anyway, I'm buying like a million cds..*girlish squeal*...it's going to be awesome, I can't wait. 14 hour shifts suck while they are occurring...but on payday they fucking ROCK. lol I might have gotten overtime time too...EEEP!
3. I have to go to work tomorrow...and clean? I'm so confused...and I'm there all by myself AGAIN...do you have any idea how boring it is to be at Hueston Woods for just four hours by yourself? I was about to pull a "the shining" on that bistard (bitch/bastard). Oh well...money is money...
4. I'm bored with my hair...VERY BORED... SO THERE. So, I think I'm going to shave it all off and join a cult. Eh? .....EH? OR START A CULT. I could be Imo, the fearless leader who worships cardboard Gods...*clenches fist* that would be SWEET. (I don't know why I clenched my fist)
5. I'm becoming a plastic cup.
6. I lied and said I was becoming a plastic cup.
7. I repented.
8. Going to start looking at a new cell phone...I can't stand the ghetto voice on my phone every time I run out of minutes-"Yo, ya do not have enough minutes to complete this cizzall...dog.."
I'm just joking...sorta...but not really.
9. I have two sociology papers, an english paper, two speech assignments, and a speech due this week...and I'll probably do absolutely none of it. Oh well, I can always become...a...umm...yeah...dog...walker....or whisperer....riiiiiight....
10. I'm going to buy a donkey...JUST KIDDING, I'm only renting it.
11. I lied again.
Ok, I'm done....when you get to point 12, bad shit goes down yo. I don't play...I don't play.