The Budge Legacy 1.3
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Last we left off, Anette was working her charms on poor hapless Brady here. As you can tell from the vaguely malevolent look in her eye, she's rather determined.
"Hi honey, I just wanted to interrupt your date to kiss you."
"Aww, thanks, Mom! That's not embarrassing at all and I'm not ashamed that you're even present!"
"Here, this is from my mom."
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LET'S GET MARRIED."
"Uh...ehehehe..."
"Yeah, now they're making out...Want to go Downtown?"
Now you know why strangers always call you up and ask you out.
It's love! *plusplusplus*
...Yeah, it's definitely love. >.<
"Zzzz...not my bed...zzzz...seriously what is wrong with sims...zzz"
"I like my women to be a little rounder, if you know what I mean."
"I like mine pointy." >.>?
Aww, so adorable!
Let's get a close-up on that cute.
Brady, what are you doing with your arm?
Yeah, he started to walk off with the kitten, so I moveObjects'd it. But both of them kept acting like he was still being held.
...So I cheated. I reloaded without saving. I've never done that before, and now the first time I do it, it's so my kitten doesn't get stolen. >.> I wonder what that says about my priorities.
"Oh sweet God of Bakery, I offer you this muffin as a sacrifice to thy might!"
"All sports programs should be removed from schools!"
"At least until all the kids get their eyes examined."
"Yay I am promoted!" I think she actually was at this point, which would be a welcome change. You can love yourself too much, Virginia.
Anette seemed determined to drop out of school and just work for a living. I don't think so.
HotBlackNRed: hey baby, a/s/l/cup size?
LittleBudge: *minusminus*
"Also, money should be banned."
"It leads to too much violins."
GET IT?!
Who is this incredibly happy person entering my home?
Er, my sims' home? >.>
IT'S MIA. She grew up.
And so did Balthazar. I just can't seem to catch birthdays before they happen.
Here's Mia's makeover. She rolled Romance.
Anette needs to lay off the greasy food.
...And maybe the noogies.
"Finally! She's old enough to noogie!"
>.>
"LOL It's so awesome you're a teen, now we can do this all the time!"
"OH GOD NOOOOOO!"
Balthazar loves his eyeliner.
I re-made him over so he looked a little less sickly, though.
And one more closeup of Mia.
Guess what Aspiration Balthazar rolled?
Yep, you guessed it, Lobster Thermidor aspiration! It's a sister to Grilled Cheese. It came with BV.
I'm also lying. He's Pleasure.
Yes, he becomes friends with Peanut here. And yes, Peanut does then disappear FOREVER.
"You seem well-traveled. Or at least well-rounded. Get it? Because you're a ball of snow!"
"I love wolves, but regular dogs indimidate me!"
And now for a quick section entitled Why The Sims Is Not Like Real Life:
Seriously?! Someone working in education making more than a SUPER HERO?!
End of section.
Haha, I love this face.
I ARE TINY KITN.
HEY WHERE DID THE KITTEN GO. It's like when you put bread in the toaster, and toast comes out!
WHERE DOES THE BREAD GO.
"OOOOOOOOKLAHOMA WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAAAAIN!!!"
Virginia: *is smited for singing bad musicals*
Not bad, but that hair has to go. I dunno why, but I can't abide by old ladies who dye their hair.
She's still got it!
Yes...you've got it, too, Balthazar.
Balthazar: :DD
"Did I ever tell you you were from outer space, Balthy?"
Yes, you did.
Balthy < Fatty.
"Congrats on taking us all on an outing in the snow. Ass."
Oh hey, what's over here?
Everyone: *crowd crowd* Ooooh...
Mia: YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT.
Payback's a bitch, and so is Mia.
Awww. Virginia's such a cougar.
"In Grand Theft Auto, if I hit you hard enough, you'll fall asleep and drop your money!"
Okay, just leave the big purple dildos out of it, though.
Tsungtao: :DDD
Two fat teens, and a partridge in a pear tree.
She's very pretty. <3
I knew a kid named Orion who could do this.
Maybe not this.
"Sold a masterpiece? Yawn!"
"Winning is all that matters. Winning."
[cuteoverload.com mode]
Check out this redonkulous pawsh-on-powst action! A-ner-a-buhl.
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"What is this magical substance falling from the sky?"
"Oh, God, it's snow."
"No, wait, it's crack! :DDDD"
Virginia NEEDS that last logic skill point, because I will die of annoyance from having to keep up with all her needy annoying friends soon. Oh, why oh why isn't there a nofriendsforpromotion for BV? ;-;
YES. FINALLY.
"Hey, random townie? My mom needs friends to get promoted, so I thought I'd call!"
Look who works with Anderzej...Never pictured her as the superhero type.
WHAT?! THAT IS NOT A PROMOTION, YOUNG LADY!
Mia tries to adopt this stray to mate with Tsungtao. Of course it leaves once they become friends.
*JAWS music*
I got bored of playing at home, so it was time to send the kids to college.
Here's Mia.
Balthazar has become Japanese...
And here's little Anette.
Balthazar: *offers her a dollar*
Anette: RAAAH! *knocks it out of his hand*
She hates money!
(I know no one else has heard of Louis CK, but he's an awesome comedian).
Oh hay Maddy Strangewayes. I'll get back to playing you someday, I promise.
Mia rocks her makeover.
Balthazar gets the weeaboo beaten out of him.
Anette's got HUGE tits.
"Oooh, lemme get my Romance sim on with HIM."
Hmm. Okay, knock yourself out.
Mia: And when I was in England, I totally met the Queen! Ha! Ha! She was a riot.
Trevor (I think): She's so interesting and honest. *plusplus*
Mia: Yes, I've traveled the whole world...and I would travel it again with you, my darling...
Trevor(?): UH UH HELLZ NAW BITCH NO FAT CHICKS NO FATTIES YOU MUST BE THIS THIN TO RIDE THIS ROLLA COASTA!
"Ohshit, God, what do I do? Send me a sign!"
There. A sign.
And that's all for now! See you again, hopefully soon, since in the game the heir's got kids all ready. I cheated twice in this entry. ;-; That makes me sad. Also, I apologise for the many dorky references. I know this isn't my Dork Legacy, but...you can take the legacy out of the dork, but you can't take the dork out of the legacy?
I dunno. Something. >.>