The Dork Legacy 8.6
Hey guys, I know this took forever. Those of you who have my personal journal added know why, and for those of you who don't care, I won't make loads of excuses. XD I'm just really sorry. To make it up to you, this entry is 10% funnier than it would have been otherwise.
The Dorks: Hey guise, how ya doin', how were finals, it's been a while!
Mesmer: Haha, man, Elementa, those were the longest finals ever, huh!
Elementa: *walking away* They took over two months, Mesmer. I think I need to see a doctor for my atrophied muscles.
Ritualia: Who is that person? Is that my relative?
Okay, guys. I get the point. I'm sorry. D:
Mesmer: It's okay, Katu. But don't do it again, or...you know...*punches fist into hand meaningfully*
Dervish: So you know what's awesome? Books. Especially the ones you read. Being a Knowledge sim, I just loooove books.
Necro: *incredulous look*
Dervish: *FLAIL FLAIL*
Necro: Well, being the sensitive Family sim artist that I am, I appreciate a good romance. Like Wuthering Heights. Or The Notebook.
Dervish: Oh my God this is the most boring conversation ever. I'm out.
...You started it?
Necro: Of course, my real calling is art. That's why I'm an art student.
Elementa: But art is lame, dude. What the hell are you gonna do with an art degree?
Necro: I dunno, I could do concept art for video games!
Elementa: This is ridiculous. Dervish was right, I'm out.
Necro: Oh! Or I could draw posters for movies! That's cool, right? Right?
How can you not love this face?
Ritualia: Man, I think this green really suits me.
Mesmer: Uh...that may be true? But I still think you should take a shower. You smell like a baboon.
And now, A Dramatic Tale.
Dervish was working on her homework...
Or, trying to. She kept thinking about that boy she'd met, that Katu didn't take pictures of, named...uh...Helio. The time they'd spent playing games together, and chatting while they studied together. How they both got aspiration points for the same nerdy things. How he was so cute when he smiled at her.
But little did she know....Misfortune was about to strike.
Helio: The hunger...it burns me from the inside out...
Me: This scene is missing something. Hold that thought.
Me: There, dramatic backdrop. Continue!
Helio: The life...I feel it draining from my exhausted veins...
Helio: Is this how it ends, God? Here, in this desert wasteland? Never knowing true love?
Helio: Dervish...I know we had just met...and perhaps we shall again...someday...
Helio: My...my sled...
Well, of course I couldn't just let him DIE. Not after that. And besides, he's a loved one. LOVED. GO DERVISH. SAVE YOUR MAN.
Ritualia: Hey, heard someone died over here.
Dervish: NOOOO HELIOOOO! *runs*
Death: Okay, Helio...no living relatives...Ah. Townie, are you?
Dervish: I'M COMING, HELIO!
Dervish: NO DON'T TAKE HIM! PLEASE! I MAY NEVER KNOW TRUE LOVE AGAIN!
Necro: THIS IS SO ROMANTIC WAHAAAAAHAAAA DX!
Death: Very well. Pick a hand.
Angel, the blonde: Hurry up, too, this is painful.
Ritu: Hah, he's stabbing you through the face, too? I don't feel so bad now.
Dervish: Er, uh, um...that one?
Dervish: HAHA UP YOURS, DEATH!
Death: This is so stupid.
Angel: NOO SHE WON! D:
Helio: *arises*
Haruto Peacock: :|
Haruto's Shirt: :|
Helio: Dervish! My sweet Dervish! You saved me!
Dervish: Whoa whoa whoaaaaa personal bubble, dude!
...wat.
Helio: But...you saved me from dying! Our love is forever and written in the stars!
Dervish: Look, I'm just...not that into you. I didn't mean to lead you on, but, no thanks.
Helio: But! But...don't you...have feelings for me?
Dervish: Uh, you're okay? I guess? Not really my type, though.
Helio: D8
Me: D8
The End.
In other, less totally-screwed-up news, Mesmer is adorable when she sleeps!
And Elementa is pretty cute when she plays chess.
AND PET SOCIETY IS FREAKING AWESOME. Also, may I say how flattered (read: arrogant) I am that non-sims screenshots in legacies is catching on? XD
It was at this point that I FINALLY came back to playing after vacation and everything, and gave some makeovers.
Mesmer gets a slightly less innocent look, all though I waffle about it.
Dervish gets a haircut that somehow makes her look even bitchier than before.
And Elementa...er...found an ACR boyfriend. It is ironic that after making all those Bella Swan references, the dude she's making out with is named Angel? CROSSOVER HEAVEN GUISE.
These two have a measley two bolts, but are all over each other, all the time.
I do not lie.
Ritu: Have you seen Elementa anywhere? I wanted to ask her about notes from class today...
Dormie: Er...I haven't...seen her. >.>
Ritu: Okay. If you do, let me know. I'll be in the bath.
Angel: That was AWESOME.
Elementa: WOO I TOTALLY HAD SEX, EVERYBODY!
Dormie: I can't believe I pay to live here.
Angel: Do I dazzle you?
Elementa: Well, I AM seeing stars!
Elementa. A: You are looking at the night sky. B: Your head has just been smashed into a photobooth. Check for concussion before you make any assumptions.
Angel: I am SO in this legacy.
Well, uh, no promises, Angel.
At this point I decided to see who everyone had bolts for. And, uh, lol. I guess there's a reason Dervish turned Helio down?
Also at this point, I discovered the following:
Necro: I must focus. FOCUS ON THE BALL. BE THE BALL.
Necro: OMG. I HIT IT! IT'S MOVING! IT'S MOVING!
Necro: It's going towards the hole! It's going! IT WENT IN! YAY!
Necro: I must do this again. Be the ball. Beeeeee the baaaalllll. *shoots*
Helio: OOH DAMN DUDE THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT.
Mesmer: *sucks air in through teeth* Ouch.
Necro: Just shut up and get me some Neosporin.
Medical escapades with her brother have left Mesmer worn out. In a very supple and attractive fashion, I might add.
Dervish: Ugh, this is bullshit. I come in here for breakfast, and it's all loud and shit...
Mesmer: OH GOD SOMEONE DIED THIS IS HORRIBLE! WAAAAH!
Dervish: Damn kids, too early to be shouting and crying...
Dervish: Oh, hey Death.
Death: Hey.
Dervish: So, you know what I like? Paint. It's pretty great.
Epic conversation faces are epic. Can you tell I love Dervish?
Necro: OH, FINE. When SHE talks about art, it's cool...*leaves in a huff*
Mesmer: Would you like to spatula me?
Kat: WOULD I?!
Kat (simkittensims) mentioned actually WANTING to read her biology textbook. This was so incredibly nerdy that I thought I'd see if any of the Dorks were interested in perpetuating the species with her. XD
She thinks Mesmer is le hilaire. But Mesmer doesn't like the ladies, apparently.
Kat: Want to watch this movie with me? It's called A Hairy Romance. I think it's about lesbians...
Kristin Queen: omg i find taht offensiv! bai2u!!!
Kat: ...eh, this movie sucks anyway.
Necro: I FIND HER APPEALING.
Oh yay!
Necro: I mean, I don't have any bolts with her. And we don't get along. But I'm desperate.
-.- Oh THAT'S nice.
Necro: And she has such a lovely...personality.
WHERE IS YOUR CRAZY POOL FACE, KAT?! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING THE BALL?!
Kat: You can't beat me at pool. You're no match for me. Besides, my psychology experience tells me that a little rivalry can spark sexual tension. So I DARE you to beat me.
Kat: I've totally got this guy in the bag.
Well, Kat, that remains to be seen. Right now he's your best shot, though. XD
Mesmer is just cute. No other reason for this.
These guys may look studious...
But, uh, in actuality I may have been giving them too much time on their own. XD
One result of this is that Mesmer and Elementa have formed quite the sibling bond. I just imagine them laying here and talking about boys all night before they fall asleep. Awws.
Mesmer: So I heard you liek mudkips had sex!
Elementa: Yep, I totally did.
Mesmer: THAT IS SO COOL. YOU ARE MY HERO.
Ritu: Oh look. A homework.
...do something interesting for a change!
Necro: THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE. I'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE LONG ENOUGH. I WANT TO HAVE BABIES.
Elementa: Uh, excuse me! I too wish to continue my everlasting life with Angel!
You do know he's not actually a vampire, right?
Ritu: *does something interesting*
Well...can't complain, I guess. >.>
Dervish: Sigh. Katu said every gen has to have a picture of a bikini clad girl serving food in uni to be complete. So, here. Enjoy your burnt fucking omelettes.
Angel: So did you know I'm a real vampire?
Elementa: I could tell, by your elongated canines...
He's...still not a real vampire...Aw, hell, you don't care.
And that's all for now.
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I FINALLY DID IT, GUYS. I DID IT I DID IT! I'm so proud of myself! :DDD! Now, as for the future, I am making the Dorks my #1 sims priority. With school having started, I won't be able to do more than one legacy at once, so the Potts are indefinitely on hold. The Dorks will update probably every other week. I want to set a realistic goal, so I don't disappoint you guys. BUT I AM FINISHING THIS LEGACY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER. XD
Also, I will be updating the Download-A-Dork page later today with all the kids.